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Everyone needs a little motivation and last month YOU sick little monkeys looked at these mock motivational posters more than any others… so we hope you enjoy the most popular mock motivational posters for October 2009!

MySpace Sarcasm: Mock Motivational Posters
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

MySpace Sarcasm: Mock Motivational Posters
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

MySpace Sarcasm: Mock Motivational Posters
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

MySpace Sarcasm: Mock Motivational Posters
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

MySpace Sarcasm: Mock Motivational Posters
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

You can find more mock motivational posters over at a funny little site called MySpace Sarcasm.

Everyone needs a little motivation and last month YOU sick little monkeys looked at these mock motivational posters more than any others… so we hope you enjoy the most popular mock motivational posters for October 2009!

MySpace Sarcasm: Mock Motivational Posters
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

MySpace Sarcasm: Mock Motivational Posters
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

MySpace Sarcasm: Mock Motivational Posters
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

MySpace Sarcasm: Mock Motivational Posters
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

MySpace Sarcasm: Mock Motivational Posters
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

You can find more mock motivational posters over at a funny little site called MySpace Sarcasm.

Over the past few years Blakk Frogg has received lots and lots of interesting emails containing mock ‘Motivational Posters‘ and so finally, he put them all on a web site for your viewing pleasure. See MySpace Sarcasm for the complete listing!

Not sure what defines a ‘Motivational Poster’? No worries. The (less than) Honorable Blakk Frogg will help you with that little problem by showing a few examples of these mock ‘Motivational Posters’… right here, right now.


Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

So, so wrong of anyone to create a poster like that, but damn that’s funny. For the record, Blakk Frogg does NOT condone statutory rape or the fact that young girls dress up like little prostitutes these days.


Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

See what happens when little girls dress up like prostitutes? They get knocked up and give birth to seriously retarded children.


Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

Then, once the retarded children grow up, they beat their spouses and celebrate by doing shots of cheap liquor with their friends… and the bitch they just beat up.

Want more of the Motivational Posters? We think you know what to do.

Q. What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A. 45 minutes.


Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments


Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A. Breasts don’t have eyes.


Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments


Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare


Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A . They don’t have balls to scratch!


Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A. Kick his sister in the jaw.


Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments


Q. What’s the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.


Q. What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A. 45 pounds.


Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.


Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments


Q.What is the difference between ‘ooooooh’and ‘aaaaaaah’?

A. About three inches.


Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments


Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A. It’s not hard.

Q.Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it’s worth it!


Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments


Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.


Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments


Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What’s the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.


Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments


Q. What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball


Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments


Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A. The y spray paint X’s on the back of the sheep that kick!


Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.


Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments


Q. What’s a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.


Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments


Q What’s the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.


Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments


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  • admin: How can people not like this photo? Seriously. These girls have WONDERFUL personalities that just leap out of their shirts, er, eyes. Yes. Blakk Fr
  • admin: In other news, the children ingested so much of the drug that it took their parents a solid two weeks to catch the little bastards and beat their behi
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