One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”
“Oh, boy! I’m glad you’re here,” the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother’s side.
“Why?” she asked.
“Because now Daddy will do the trick he’s been promising us.”
“What trick?”
“Well, he told Mommy that if you came to visit, he would climb the walls.”