12 May, 2008
Lay You or Jack Off
Posted by: admin In: Adult Humor|Alcohol|Funny Jokes|Humor|Jokes|Sex Joke
As a result of the company’s recent financial troubles, the boss had to get rid of somebody. He narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers so rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said: “Debra, I’ve never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.”
“Could you jack off?” she asked. “I feel like shit.”
