26 Oct, 2009
Pregnant Girl Goes Into Labor
Posted by: admin In: Adult Humor|Bodily Functions|Funny Jokes|Humor|Jokes|Sarcastic|Sex Joke
My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out, “Get this out of me? Give me the drugs.”
She looked at me and said, “You did this to me you bastard!”
I casually replied, “If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your butt… and you said, ‘No, it’ll be too painful.’