12 Apr, 2008
If a Woman Had a Penis for a Day
Posted by: admin In: Adult Humor|Funny Jokes|Humor|Jokes|Sarcastic|Sex Joke
After questioning 100,000 women from all walks of life, an independent survey company determined that if woman woke up with a penis for just one day, she’d do the following things:
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blowjob.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can’t hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it’s like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man’s eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
1. Repeat number 9… until the balance of the 24 hours expired.
