Nothing says, “Welcome. Please come in” quite like some guy who looks like a Latin gangbanger from Los Angeles, CA pointing a big gun in your face. So please come in and make yourselves comfortable. Don’t try to steal anything ‘cuz I think ya’ know what will happen if ya’ do.

If you ever find yourself traveling past exit 145 on US 26 in Orangeburg, South Carolina around lunchtime and you have a hankering for a triple decker sandwich (Turkey, Ham, Bacon, Swiss Cheese, Lettuce, and Tomato on Nine Grain Toast) that will knock your silly ass into a food coma… take a really quick detour off of US 26 to Four Moons Restaurant.
Just LOOK at this wonderful monstrosity of lunchtime goodness — complete w/ healthy strips of Applewood Bacon, of course!

How did we find this place? None of your business… but we highly suggest you venture out there for lunch or dinner one day. You will leave fat, dumb, happy and questioning whether or not you just had a kick ass meal in Las Vegas, New York City, Chicago, Boston or… Orangeburg, South Carolina?!?!?
Four Moons’ Menus speak for themselves! Oh, and a 4 Diamond Rating from AAA says a lot, too.
How many of you out there think the makers of Facebook and/or Twitter may have had something to do with the creation of this photo and its spreading like wildfire across the Internet a few years ago?

Not many people on the planet would argue that good redneck pictures can bring a smile to the face of just about anyone. Why? Just… Because.

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
Sarcasm oozes from every inch of mock motivational posters — and hence the reason why Blakk Frogg loves them so much. Yep. Sarcastic, sexy and sometimes completely stupid. Sounds like a winning recipe!

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
So here we find ourselves starring down the barrel of a loaded .45 — and no one cares… But I digress. The Honorable(?) Blakk Frogg would like for you to all gather around and enjoy last month’s most popular funny/sarcastic/sexy/stupid pics from AmericasBestMySpaceComments.Com. Now run along and be happy, ya’ goofy lookin’ monkey turds!

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!