26 Feb, 2008
Cheeseburger, Chicken Sandwich or a Handjob?
Posted by: admin In: Adult Humor|Funny Jokes|Gross|Humor|Jokes|Sarcastic|Sex|Sex Joke
Blakk Frogg asks, “Do they have a sign which reads ‘Over 1 Billion Served’ as well?”
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HANDJOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of men.
“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile. “Can I help you?”
“I was wondering,” whispers the man. “Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”
“Yes”, she purrs, “I am.”
The man replies “Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.”
