Lonely Old Man’s New Friend
An older guy was somewhat lonely and decided he needed a pet to keep him company. So, off to the pet shop he went. He searched and searched but none of the pets seemed to catch his interest… except for this ugly frog. As he walked by the jar it was in, he looked and it winked at him.
It whispered, “I’m so lonely, too. Buy me and take me home with you. You won’t ever be lonely again.”
The old guy figured, what the heck… He hadn’t found anything else. So, he bought the frog and he placed it in the car on the front seat beside him.
As he was slowly driving down the road, the frog whispered to him, “Kiss me and you won’t be sorry.”
So the old guy figured, what the heck, and kissed the frog.
Immediately The frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young, beautiful princess.
The princess then returned the old man’s kiss.
Suddenly, the old guy felt himself changing from her kiss.
Can you guess what he turned into?
C’mon…. Be a sport. Take a guess.
He turned into…
The first motel he could find!
He’s old…. not DEAD!
