08 Mar, 2008
Calories Burned During Sex
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Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [making it hurt] burns 543 calories.
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Take off her clothes with her consent: 12 cal
Take off her clothes without her consent: 187 cal
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Take off her bra with two hands: 8 cal
Take off her bra with one hand: 12 cal
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Take off her bra with mouth: 85 cal
Putting on Protection …
Hard: 6 cal
Soft: 315 cal
Foreplay …
Looking for Target: 8 cal
Finding G spot: 92 cal
I Don’t F#$king Care: 0 cal
Entry …
Holding Her: 12 cal
On the Floor: 8 cal
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Entry With Different Position …
Missionary: 358 cal
Doggy: 316 cal
69 Lying: 286 cal
69 Standing: 512 cal
Italian Hanger: 912 cal
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Orgasm …
Real: 112 cal
Faking It: 315 cal
After the ‘Big O’ …
Lying in Bed: 18 cal
Hop off the Bed: 36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off: 816 cal
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Getting Dressed …
Quiet and Calm: 32 cal
Rushing: 98 cal
Her Boyfriend Opening the Door: 1218 cal
Her Dad opening the Door: 1942 cal