A woman and her grouchy old husband went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the husband passed away.
The undertaker told the wife, “You can have him shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for $150.”
The woman thought about it and told him she would just have him shipped home.
The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your husband home, when it would be wonderful for him to be buried here, and you would spend only $150?”
The woman replied, “Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead…. I just can’t take that chance.”
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