Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

2009 has come and gone just as all the years before it and at various times throughout 2009 everyone laughed, cried, held their breath at times, panicked a bit, flew off the handle a few dozen times. . . and maybe some of you lucky bastards even got laid a few times.

In honor of last year’s timely demise, Blakk Frogg will now reveal the most popular Blakk Frogg Joke Blog Postings for the Filthy-Minded Masses. Enjoy!

• Potato Prostitute?
• Sarcastic Motivational Posters
• Dirty-Minded MySpace Comment Pictures
• Seven Types of Sex
• Cheerleader Spin the Bottle
• Carolina Panthers Cheerleader Booty
• Dear Abby Bass Fishing Letter
• Humor for Mature Minded Individuals
• Funny Jokes for Adults
• Love the Harley Davidson

Well we hope you enjoyed 2009’s most popular perversions and will continue to tune into Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog in 2010… ‘cuz we promise to keep posting stuff you will most likely deny ever reading!

Oh, and before we go, you really should Click Here to See Me Naked. Ha ha…

Feel honored that the infamous Blakk Frogg has decided to bless you with yet another awesome list of popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments from October 2008 on SarcasticMySpace.Com… and every single one of you needs to kiss his water tight ass right damn now!

Sarcastic MySpace: Can’t Sleep… Clowns!

Sarcastic MySpace: Flush Next Time!

Sarcastic MySpace: Double Rainbow!
Interesting Fact: Blakk Frogg Took This Photo!

Sarcastic MySpace: Child Terrorist!

Sarcastic MySpace: You Need a Whipping!

Ther you have it, folks. . . The most popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments for October 2008 from SarcasticMySpace.Com, your home for sarcastic myspace comments, ya’ silly rabbits!

As ususal we have waded through about half a billion emails asking us to PLEASE post the most popular postings on Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog. . . and since we FEEL like it, we will do just that. Only THIS time we will break them down into two of the more popular categories: Redneck and MySpace Comments for your convenience.

Redneck. . .

• Best Redneck MySpace Comment
• Redneck Pickup Lines
• Letter From Marine at Bootcamp
• Hillbilly Dumb Wives
• You Might be a Redneck

MySpace Comments. . .

• Popular Adult MySpace Comments
• Sexual/Adult MySpace Comments
• Popular Sexual/Adult MySpace Comments
• More Adult MySpace Comments
• Sexual/Adult MySpace Comments 2

So there you have it, folks. . . more proff that people spend quite a lot of time searching for things like Sarcastic, Redneck and Adult MySpace Comments.

Now have a redneck & dirty day, dang it!

1) You are bald your whole life

2) You have a hole in your head that leaks

3) Your neighbors are nuts

4) The guy behind you is an asshole, and…

5) Everytime you get excited, you throw up and then faint!

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by and the man immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, “Did you call for me?”

The man replies, “No, what do you mean?”

She says, “You must be new here. Let me explain. It’s a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.” Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

Later, the man continues to explore the colony’s facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.

Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, “Did you call for me?” says the hairy man.

“No, what do you mean?” asks the newcomer.

“It’s a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.” The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. “May I help you?” she asks.

The man yells, “Here’s my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.”

“But, Sir,” she replies, “you’ve only been here for a few hours. You haven’t had the chance to see all our facilities.”

The man replies, “Listen lady, I’m 69 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day. I’m outta here!”

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

A woman, standing nude, looks into the bathroom mirror and says to her husband, “I look horrible, I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment.”

The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

He never heard the gunshot.

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Dave walks into a bar and sees Henry sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face.

Dave says, “Henry, what are you so happy for?”

“Well Dave, I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxin’ my boat, just waxin’ my boat, and a redhead came up to me… tits out to here, Dave. Tits out to here!

She says, ‘Can I have a ride in your boat?’ I said ‘Sure you can have a ride in my boat.’

So I took her way out, Dave, I turned off the key and I said ‘It’s either screw or swim!’

She couldn’t swim, Dave. She couldn’t swim!”

The next day Dave walks into a bar and sees Henry sitting at the end of the bar counter with an even bigger smile on his face.

Dave says, “What are you happy about today Henry?”

“Well Dave… I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxin’ my boat, just waxin’ my boat and a BEAUTIFUL blond came up to me, tits out to here, Dave. Tits out to here!

She said ‘Can I have a ride in your boat?’

I told her ‘Sure you can have a ride in my boat.’ So I took her way out, Dave. Way out much further than the last one. I turned off the key and I said, ‘It’s either screw or swim!’

She couldn’t swim, Dave! She couldn’t swim!

A couple days pass and Dave walks into a bar and sees Henry down there cryin’ over a beer. Dave says, “Henry, what are you so sad for?”

“Well Dave, I gotta tell ya…. Yesterday I was out waxin’ my boat, just waxin’ my boat, and the most desirable, georgeous brunette came up to me…tits WAY out to here, Dave. Tits WAY out to here. I tell ya I had more wood than my boat does!

She says, ‘Can I have a ride in your boat?’ So I said, ‘Sure you can have a ride in my boat.’

So I took her way out, Dave, way WAAAYYY out…much further than the last two. I turned off the key, and looked at her tits and said ‘It’s either screw or swim!’

She pulled down her pants and…. She had a dick, Dave! She had this great BIG fuckin’ dick!……. And I can’t swim Dave! I can’t swim, man!!!!!!

Americas Best MySpace Toilet Comments

Q. What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

A. 45 minutes.

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

A. Breasts don’t have eyes.

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare

A . They don’t have balls to scratch!

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A. Kick his sister in the jaw.

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

A. The grip.

A. 45 pounds.

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

Q.What is the difference between ‘ooooooh’and ‘aaaaaaah’?

A. About three inches.

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A. It’s not hard.