A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
‘Mama, look what I found,’ the boy called out.
‘What have you got there, dear?’
With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered, ‘I think it’s Adam’s underwear!’
17 Aug, 2008
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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?
“Stand back! I don’t know how big this thing gets!!”
So it has been a few days that Adam has been in existence. Wondering what is missing in his life, when he comes face to face with God.
God asks him, “My son, are you happy?” and Adam replies, “yes, it is beautiful here, the mountains are lovely, the sparkling water is gorgeous, the animals are all in harmony- and yet, I feel as though something is missing. I don’t know….it is like all the animals are in pairs, but I have no one. It is just me and nature. It would be nice to have a companion of some sort, you know.”
God says,’” Well, I think that I know the solution to your emptiness. I will create someone for you. She is to be your soul mate, and compliment you in every way imaginable. You will never argue, never tire of her, she will always be loyal, understanding, with the ability to read your mind and your desires. She will fulfill you 100%, everyday, for the rest of your days on this Earth.”
“Wow”, exclaims Adam, “that is unbelievable. Yes absolutely, I am positive that this creature will totally complete me. When will I get to meet her?”
“No… not so fast,” God says,” a creature this perfect is not for free, it will cost you quite a bit.”
Adam replies “Really, how much would you say?”
Rubbing his chin, God answers, “Let’s see, it will cost you an arm and a leg”
Adam remains pensive for a moment, to which he then responds, “Hmmmm… that is a lot to pay. What can I get for a rib?”
