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[ New Reasons to Love Whipped Cream ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: New Reasons to Love Whipped Cream

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[ The Perfect Woman ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: The Perfect Woman

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[ Sucking the Pussy ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Sucking the Pussy

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[ A Seriously Busted Pussy ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: A Seriously Busted Pussy

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[ World Class Wedgie ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: World Class Wedgie

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[ World Cup Soccer Referee a Real Ass ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: World Cup Soccer Referee a Real Ass

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[ Nice Cannons, Lady! ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Nice Cannons, Lady!

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[ Nipple Scratching Remix? ]
Warning: adult-oriented image!

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[ Perfect Computer for Drinkers ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Perfect Computer for Drinkers

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[ Man or Woman Workout Mystery ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Man or Woman Workout Mystery

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[ Life is Better With the Top Down ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Life is Better With the Top Down

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[ Make the Pussy Purr ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Make the Pussy Purr

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[ Don’t Let Go of MySpace, Jimmy! ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Don't Let Go of MySpace, Jimmy!

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[ Homosexuality in World Cup Soccer? ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Homosexuality in World Cup Soccer?

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[ Evil Alligator Avon Lady? ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Evil Alligator Avon Lady?

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[ Stoned Frogg w/ Bong ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Stoned Frogg w/ Bong

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[ Just Too Stupid ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Just Too Stupid

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[ Laziest Cat Ever? ]
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Laziest Cat Ever?

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Granny Motorcycle Gang
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Big, Bad Granny Motorcycle Gang

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Someone Got Caught/Busted
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Someone got busted

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God Kills Kittens
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: God Kills Kittens

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So… Which do YOU think best represents the attitude and disposition of the United States these days?


Americas Best MySpace Patriotic Comments

No matter what Blakk Frogg thinks about certain aspects of the Unites States these days, he know for SURE that he would not want to live in any other country. Throughout his life as a US Citizen he has readily identified hundreds of advantages he has in this country that he would have a hard time finding in any other country.

Here in the US he can go out his front door at any hour of the day or night without fear of rioting (95% of the time), walk or drive to a variety of grocery stores with shelves fully stocked shelves where he can purchase what he wants rather than what he can find, and then he can go home and surf an uncensored internet for things like… well, that last part’s none of your damn business! 😉

For those who wish to lambast the United States left and right, top to bottom, and THEN have the nerve not to renounce their US Citizenship, please forward me your address so this fellow can pay you a visit.


Simply Frogg and Americas Best

The time has come to stop whining about too much foam in our lattes, fellow Americans, and start acting like the lucky SOB’s that we are!

Helping Kids Read
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Helping Kids Read

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Need a Good Screw?
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Need a Good Screw?

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Why Hallmark Cards Sell So Well
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Why Hallmark Greeting Cards Sell So Damn well

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Marijuana Memory Loss
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Marijuana Memory Loss

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Blakk Frogg Wasted
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Blakk Frogg Wasted

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Best Short Story
Funny/Sarcastic Pics: Best Short Story

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  • admin: How can people not like this photo? Seriously. These girls have WONDERFUL personalities that just leap out of their shirts, er, eyes. Yes. Blakk Fr
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