Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Blakk Frogg never pictured the day when we would do a blog posting called ‘matching underwear’, but oh well. At least he changes his underwear on a regular basis. Thank Heavens for that!

Not sure of the difference between a Buddhist and a Baptist? Confused over the differences between Atheism and T.V. Evangelism? Trust us when we say other people have the same amount of confusion but NOW you can get all the answers you need from one simple, easy-to-use picture!

We all know the United States Government needs help when it comes to reducing the amount of money it spends and we believe we have found the ideal areas of ‘fat’ the should get trimmed off the government budget:

No matter how much thought we gave this, we simply could not understand why anyone decided that the word ‘groin’ should mean anything other than… well, crotch.

We’d like to thank ‘N-Syd-Owt’ for sending in this image!

Looking for action? Got a yearning to watch some really intense competition? Well look no further! Submarine Racing has all that AND a bag of chips!

In this day and age when the sanctity of Holidays gets trampled by consumerism, this potentially offensive (to people other than us, obviously) fake motivational poster caused us to have an epiphany: We, the People, can no longer tell the difference between the saving of $5 on a useless item for the house and the Salvation of our Souls!

Have you ever gotten an idea in your head, started to act upon the idea, and then suddenly realized how insanely stupid you looked? Blakk Frogg has, too, but he never looked THIS stupid!

As tax season rages on, many people find themselves bogged down with receipts, paperwork, accounting ledgers, and burning questions regarding claiming dependents.

Ever want to walk up to a police officer and say, “F#ck you!”? Apparently you are not alone because these rebels clearly want and know how to ‘stick it to The Man’.

One would think that ruling the Candy World would satisfy this evil man’s lust for power but ohhhhh no. He wants a piece of Microsoft, too, now!

Willy Wonka and Microsoft
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First of all, you will like this site because it has lots of sarcasm, plenty of humor, and a healthy dose of everything your dear mommy warned you not touch when taking a shower at the local athletic club.


  • admin: How can people not like this photo? Seriously. These girls have WONDERFUL personalities that just leap out of their shirts, er, eyes. Yes. Blakk Fr
  • admin: In other news, the children ingested so much of the drug that it took their parents a solid two weeks to catch the little bastards and beat their behi
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