Ready for funny shit that everyone else has already read, loved and possibly forgotten to send you ‘cuz they were too busy instant messaging your mom? Check out the most read Simply Frogg Pages for September of 2007!
(1) Free MySpace Comments Index Page
(2) Simply Frogg Jokes Index Page
(3) Simply Frogg Pictures Index Page
(4) Clit Diagram for Men and Child Terrorist
(5) Lesbian keg party kissng girls, bondage bears, and man with pier pole jammed up his ass
(6) Truth about male/female conversations, cloning stops beastiality, coldest cab ever
(7) Soccer player grabs another player’s crotch, alligator wants to come inside, kid gets dragged away from MySpace by father
(8) Stoner Smurf, big nuts squirrel has a beer, and squirrels are nature’s little speedbumps
(9) Passed out drunk squirrel, Hoover products suck and Haze the pitbull
(10) Measuring her saggy boobs, naked senior citizens in conga line, and a kitty wrapped up in a towel
Tune in next time as we stick turkey basters up our rear ends and snort marbles through cocktail straws!
 – blakk frogg
Wow. Every once in a while you come across a bizarre news story that makes you wonder how on Earth it could happen… Well have you ever heard about The Shoplifting Seagull?
Leave it to a site like Simply Frogg to post some odd junk like that!
A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello.
He’s rather taken back because he can’t figure out why he knows her, yet he knows he does so he walks up slowly and asks politely, “Do you know me?”
To which she casually replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Taken back by her remark, he thinks back to the only time he had ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My god. Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with in front of all my buddies while your partner whipped me with wet celery?”
To which she replied, “No, I’m your son’s math teacher.”
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A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together.
They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a bottom shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that’s so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him… they kiss… and then they rip each other’s clothes …. After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how was it?”
The guy says, “Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf.”
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Yep. Blakk Frogg loves a good joke….. and there are lots of them on SimplyFrogg.Com
A study conducted by Blakk Frogg’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of man a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.
Further studies in this area have been cancelled.
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It gets no funnier than Simply Frogg and Americas Best.
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics. How much do you weigh?” she asks.
“115,” I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.
The nurse asks, “Your height?”
“5 foot 8,” I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5′ 5″.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
“Of course it’s high!” I scream, “When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”
She put me on prozac!!
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Americas Best and Simply Frogg will keep you laughing!
A man was flying to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one gentleman who was blind
The man had noticed as he walked by and could tell the gentleman was blind, because his Seeing Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of him throughout the entire flight. He could also tell he had flown this flight before because the pilot approached him, and calling him by name, said “Keith”, we’re in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?
The blind man replied, No thanks, but maybe my dog would like to stretch his legs.
Picture this: All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye Dog. The pilot was wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines.
True story… Have a great day and remember things aren’t always as they appear… except on TV ‘cuz EVERYTHING on TV is real.
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WATER: It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. Tn other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of shit.
However, Blakk Frogg wants you to know that we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.
Torecap what we have learned,
WATER = Doo Doo
WINE, BEER, LIQUOR = HEALTH
Blakk Frogg wants you to live long, healthy lives! Free yourself of shit… Drink WINE, BEER, and LIQUOR!
To sum all this up in a nice neat paskage, “It is better to drink wine and talk shit than it is to drink water and be full of it.”
No need to thank Blakk Frogg for this valuable information. Considerate this a public service announcement from your good friend and mine, the infamous Blakk Frogg.
Have a nice day…
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