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A husband & wife went to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the Breeding Bull exhibit.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, “This bull mated 50 times last year.”

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, “See, he mated 50 times last year … Once-a-week.”

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, “This bull mated 120 times last year.”

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, “That’s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.”

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, “This bull mated 365 times last year.”

The wife said, that’s once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this one.”

The husband looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.”

NOTE: The husband’s condition has been upgraded from critical to stable.

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There exists a faction of fellas who adore the big girls. They say things like, “More cushion for the pushin'” and “There’s just more to love.” OK. Fine. We get that point… but at what point does the girl become too big even for THOSE guys, huh?

Where do they draw the line?

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Just… Wow. Does anyone besides Blakk Frogg feel like throwing up all over their keyboard right now ‘cuz if not, you may already have had a heart attack from shock and died.

As a token of our esteem, and to let you know how much you matter to us, we’d like to offer the following love-making tip you ladies can give to your partner bfore you begin bumping uglies, doing the nasty, playing hide the salami…. er, we meant to say ‘making love’:

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One afternoon, a woman and her little daughter went into a large toy store. The mother asked her daughter what toys she wanted.

The little girl said, “I want GI Joe and Barbie.”

The mother smiled and said, “Darling, you know Barbie doesn’t come with GI Joe.”

The little girl looked up at her mom sternly and replied, “Mom, Barbie ALWAYS comes with GI Joe. She just FAKES it with Ken.”

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A little late, yeah sure, but…

Ready for another fun and exciting ‘popular myspace comments’ update from the infamous Blakk Frogg? He hopes so, ‘cuz he sacrificed valuable beer drinking time to put this list together…. So you better enjoy the most popular Motivational MySpace Comments for December 2008!

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Now if any you have any questions, too damn bad. Blakk Frogg doesn’t have time for them. In other words, piss off! 😛 And don’t forget to visit MySpace Sarcasm to see the latest additions!