Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Doctor Chris had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day Long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn’t.

The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

“Chris, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Just let it go, Chris.”

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:

“Chris……………..”

“Chris…………..”

“Chris………..”

“You’re a Veterinarian, you sick bastard.”

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What’s that? Can’t afford a new high chair for the little one? No problem! A trip to the hardware store with a mere $2.49 in loose change will solve your problems for at least a little while….

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Hope all going well in your world!

– blakk frogg

If you had all the money your heart desires…

If you had no worries…

If you came home to find the finest meal waiting for you on the table…

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If you came home and your bathwater had been run for you…

If you had the perfect family…

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If your partner was waiting for you at the door with a loving kiss and open arms…

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So… Where would you be?

Huh? Do you know?

You’d be at the WRONG FUCKING HOUSE!

Blakk Frogg loves posting stuff like this! Check out these popular Americas Best MySpace Comments for the month of December 2007! Yeah, sure, it took him forever to post these, but at least he washed his hands after using the bathroom this time!

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OK, so Blakk Frogg has already shown you the popular myspace comments on several sites for the month of December 2007…

…but what about the ones most people have not seen yet ‘cuz they have not made it into the top lists yet? Simple! Blakk Frogg will post 10 of those non-winning MySpace Comments from Americas-Best.Com right now!

OK, so Blakk Frogg has already shown you the popular myspace comments on several sites for the month of December 2007…

…but what about the ones most people have not seen yet ‘cuz they have not made it into the top lists yet? Simple! Blakk Frogg will post 10 of those non-winning MySpace Comments from SarcasticMySpace.Com right now!

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Hope you enjoyed these comments and come back again soon ‘cuz Blakk Frogg plans on posting a lot more of these poor, neglected MySpace Comments in the near future!

Blakk Frogg despises most magazines and television programs because they contain WAY too many ads and all of those advertisements… LIE! So, without further ado, Blakk Frogg proudly posts a blog entry called ‘Truth in Advertising’.

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If you liked those, you’ll LOVE the 1,300+ other Sarcastic MySpace Comments currently available on SarcasticMySpace.Com!

12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine

11. It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All Day

10. If the Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me

9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim ‘s Gettin’ Better

7. I Wouldn’t Take Her to a Dog Fight ‘Cuz I’m Afraid She’d Win

6. I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight

5. I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like You’re Still Here

4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I’d Be Out Of Prison By Now

3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him

2. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger

And the Number 1 Country Song is:

1. I Ain’t Never Gone to Bed with a Ugly Woman, But I’ve Sure Woke Up With a Few

Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking their ice cold beers.

Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, “I think I’m going to divorce my wife – she hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.”

Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, “You better think it over. Women like that are hard to find.”

For years Blakk Frogg avoided tequila. He simply could not stand the smell or taste of the stuff. It made him gag each time people around him drank it even if he wasn’t joining them.

Then, one day, he met a bartender who SWORE she knew a way to get him to drink tequila…..

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Needless to say, Blakk Frogg learned to love tequila…. until the ugly, hairy, fat bartender showed up. Yuck. Straight back to bottled beer he went!