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Some things defy logic while others defy common sense. This gigantic piece of edible madness defies logic, common sense and all things held sacred by the average human.

This mammoth of a sandwich/burger goes by the name of Gut Buster

Now that you’ve SEEN the Gut Buster, now you get to learn what makes up the Gut Buster:

And no evening featuring all things bacon would be complete without a star, a bright shining star that eclipses all other food items, a truly epic piece of food destined to destroy us all in a white hot supernova.

That food item is known as The Gutbuster (pictured), and it is truly horrifying. The Gutbuster is a double bacon cheeseburger with — are you ready for this — two bacon grilled cheese sandwiches as a bun (no lettuce or tomato, that stuff’s for wimps). ( source )

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We had no idea a search engine existed where you can look up pictutres of… dogs. It should come as no surprise, though, that our first search query would contain the word ‘bacon’.

And so without further ado, we present the first image that came up when we typed “more bacon please” into Dogster.Com:

Now THAT dog has discipline! Yeah, sure, that looks like fake bacon, and therefore the temptation to snarf it down would be less, but it’s still bacony and delicious (to a dog).

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Let the drooling commence…

We have no idea how to make this lovely looking pastry… but the folks over at Bacon Today certainly do so head on over to Bacon Today and learn all sorts of tasty ways to add more bacon to your daily routine.

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Now the obvious problem with this should jump out at you right away. Some people WANT chunks of bacon stuck in their teeth and refer to them as ’snacks for later’ or ‘flavor savers’.

Have you ever found yourself stuck in a meeting with no hope of getting out and chowing down on more bacon? Well if you had PLANNED ahead and NOT flossed you might have a chunk or two of bacon wedged between molars that you could dig out with your tongue and suck on…

But no, you had to do the hygienic thing and floss.

Stupid, stupid, stupid!

One day a little boy asks his mother, “Mommy? Why am I black and you are white?”

Mother turns to her son and says, “Listen… The way THAT party went you’re lucky you don’t bark!”