Yep. Sometimes a man has to go w/o the things he loves most in life. Sometimes, bacon makes that list. EGADS!
But anyways, for all out there who have gone w/o bacon today, this sizzle’s for you!
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If anyone reading this blog posting finds this sandwich revolting, why the HELL did you come to this site in the first place? Take your sorry butt off our site and stop wasting our bandwidth! We don’t have TIME for people who think like… vegetarians!
Ha ha. Actually, vegetarians have some pretty cool bacon-less recipes. Some of our good friends live vegetarian lifestyles and they come here all the time to see what sort of bacon naughtiness we’ve posted.
So no, we don’t hate vegetarians. We hate people who criticize bacon. Case closed. Now enjoy the giant bacon sandwich… and the bottle of Wild Turkey next to it!
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: We harmed no vegetarians or vegans while writing this blog entry.
10 Aug, 2009
Posted by: Blakk Frogg In: Americas Best|Funny Pictures|Humor|MySpace|MySpace Comments|MySpace Pictures|Sarcastic
Much thanks to US for making this wonderful bacon adventure possible. For those unfamiliar with slab bacon, we didn’t know much about it, either, until now.
At first glance we thought it looked a bit fatty and we noticed that the butcher shop had cut the slab bacon quite a bit thicker than we had seen bacon in the past.
As you can see, the slab bacon definitely seemed to have some serious fat lines running through it. Oh well. The bacon sampling must go on!
So next we got out the trusty frying pan and fired up the stove. Then we added… bacon. Wow. What a surprise, right?
To be honest, though, at this point we expected this slab bacon to produce a HUGE amount of grease. We got a pleasant surprise instead.
The pan barely wound up with any bacon grease at all despite the WONDERFUL, rich aroma of bacon which filled the kitchen and our lungs. Additionally, we saw very little shrinkage in the meat throughout the cooking process.
We wound up with a nice, healthy looking batch of bacon which we could hardly wait to eat…
Taste Test Results: Slab bacon itself contained a lot of grease. It left our lips slimy with bacon grease despite careful blotting off of surface grease wth paper towels. The meat required a good deal of chewing and edges sometimes got damn near impossible to chew through. The flavor of the meat, though, definitely made it a pleasure to eat regardless of its occasional rubberiness. Also, we did not get slapped in the face with an overly salty taste, and we liked that a lot. All bacon should contain some salt, yes, but too much salt destroys one’s enjoyment of the meat.
Varied cooking times and temperatures yielded similar results.
Conclusion: Slab bacon has a very strong character and would look great on a plate when serving up a breakfast, lunch or dinner where appearance meant a lot. We don’t think slab bacon will become a staple here at our place, but from time-to-time we will make a trip to the butcher shop to pick up some more. The flavor of the meat merits another trip!
We give “slab bacon” a final rating of 3 strips (out of 5).
09 Aug, 2009
Posted by: Blakk Frogg In: Americas Best|Funny Pictures|Humor|MySpace|MySpace Comments|MySpace Pictures|Sarcastic
What better way to start your Sunday than with a scene of utter carnage, right? Thankfully no bacon was injured in this incident. Many burgers, however, suffered tragic deaths and had to be ‘disposed of’. Our hearts and prayers go out to all the bacon which lost its partner on a bacon burger…
08 Aug, 2009
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OK, so the quality of this video sucks throughout, but the subject matter, building a replica of a boat similar to one that sailed the high seas in the days of Columbus, will keep your carnivourous eyeballs glued to the screen.
One question: How many people does a meat boat of that size feed and why the HELL did they build the damn thing in the first place?
OK, so that was actually two questions… Sort of.
07 Aug, 2009
Posted by: Blakk Frogg In: Americas Best|Funny Pictures|Humor|MySpace|MySpace Comments|MySpace Pictures|Sarcastic
Ever wake up with that ‘not so fresh’ feeling? Of course you have! You’re a dirty bastard and you stink! Therefore you must get up and go wash. Go Wash! Go Wash With Bacon!
Question: How many stoners have accidentally bitten the soap ‘cuz they smoked too much weed and got confused?
