Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Stop staring at your sister’s droopy butt and pay attention! Below you will find the most popular pics on MySpaceSarcasm.Com for March 2010. Now go get me a beer, you lazy freak!

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<a href="http://myspacesarcasm.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/6/pics_motivational-domestic-violence.jpg" border="1" alt="MySpace Sarcasm"><br /><strong>Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…</strong></a><br /><em>you like peanut butter between your toes</em>

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<a href="http://myspacesarcasm.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/2/pics_motivation-jiu-jitsu.jpg" border="1" alt="MySpace Sarcasm"><br /><strong>Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…</strong></a><br /><em>you like peanut butter between your toes</em>

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<a href="http://myspacesarcasm.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/5/pics_motivational-bling-hairy-whales.jpg" border="1" alt="MySpace Sarcasm"><br /><strong>Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…</strong></a><br /><em>you like peanut butter between your toes</em>

Ordinarily we’d claim beer or some other alcoholic beverage made us take a picture of bacon cooking in the pan from some weird angle but no, that didn’t happen this time. we just felt like making a certain percentage of our readers nauseous… or at the very least we wanted then to turn their heads like curious dogs when they look at the picture.

Bacon Cooking in the Pan… All Angled and Stuff.

No one with an IQ over 25 would disagree with the following statement: Blakk Frogg eats, breathes and sleeps sarcasm… when he’s not eating copious amounts of bacon and drinking too much beer!

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<a href="http://sarcasticmyspace.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://sarcasticmyspace.com/graphics/blakkfrogg/comments12/pics_button-cant-sleep-clowns.jpg" border="1" alt="Sarcastic MySpace Comments"><br /><strong>Visit Sarcastic MySpace if…</strong></a><br /><em>you think goats look good in lingerie!</em>

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<a href="http://sarcasticmyspace.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://sarcasticmyspace.com/graphics/blakkfrogg/comments161/pics_motivational-flush-next-time.jpg" border="1" alt="Sarcastic MySpace Comments"><br /><strong>Visit Sarcastic MySpace if…</strong></a><br /><em>you think goats look good in lingerie!</em>

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<a href="http://sarcasticmyspace.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://sarcasticmyspace.com/graphics/blakkfrogg/comments125/pics_sent-bitch-smiley-face.jpg" border="1" alt="Sarcastic MySpace Comments"><br /><strong>Visit Sarcastic MySpace if…</strong></a><br /><em>you think goats look good in lingerie!</em>

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<a href="http://sarcasticmyspace.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://sarcasticmyspace.com/graphics/blakkfrogg/comments173/pics_massive-sbb-tits.jpg" border="1" alt="Sarcastic MySpace Comments"><br /><strong>Visit Sarcastic MySpace if…</strong></a><br /><em>you think goats look good in lingerie!</em>

Ready for the most popular pictures from the Americas-Best.Com web site for March 2010. Yep. That evil bastard of a Frogg got off his lazy butt and put the list together so you BETTER enjoy it!

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<a href="http://americas-best.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://americas-best.com/graphics/pics_big-boobs-on-blondie.jpg" border="1" alt="Americas-Best.Com Pictures & More"><br /><strong>Visit Americas-Best.Com for…</strong></a><br /><em>funny and/or stupid things to make you laugh</em>

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<a href="http://americas-best.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://americas-best.com/graphics/pics_duck-hunter-tricked.jpg" border="1" alt="Americas-Best.Com Pictures & More"><br /><strong>Visit Americas-Best.Com for…</strong></a><br /><em>funny and/or stupid things to make you laugh</em>

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During the month of March 2010 your good friend Blakk Frogg had a lot of ups and downs. When he had beer and bacon, he felt great. When he ran out of either, or both, he felt like his bacon-loving had all gotten crushed by a fat woman’s bulbous rear end.

Although completely unrelated, he now gives you the most popular pages from Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog — whether you like it or not.

• Potato Prostitute?
• Sarcastic Motivational Posters
• 21 Things to Wonder About
• Jokes Making Fun of Men
• Seven Types of Sex
• Quick and Dirty Jokes
• Sexual Adult MySpace Comments?
• Sarcastic/Funny Motivational Posters
• Spin the Bottle
• Dear Abby Bass Fishing Letter

Stop staring at your sister’s droopy butt and pay attention! Below you will find the most popular pics on MySpaceSarcasm.Com at a time when gerbils mated and accidentally created moose dung. Now go get us some beer, you lazy freaks!

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<a href="http://myspacesarcasm.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/4/pics_motivational-20-to-life.jpg" border="1" alt="MySpace Sarcasm"><br /><strong>Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…</strong></a><br /><em>you like peanut butter between your toes</em>

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<a href="http://myspacesarcasm.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/6/pics_motivational-domestic-violence.jpg" border="1" alt="MySpace Sarcasm"><br /><strong>Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…</strong></a><br /><em>you like peanut butter between your toes</em>

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<a href="http://myspacesarcasm.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/2/pics_motivation-jiu-jitsu.jpg" border="1" alt="MySpace Sarcasm"><br /><strong>Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…</strong></a><br /><em>you like peanut butter between your toes</em>

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<a href="http://myspacesarcasm.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-animated-comments/17/pics_animated-stormtrooper-doing-her-from-behind.gif" border="1" alt="MySpace Sarcasm"><br /><strong>Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…</strong></a><br /><em>you like peanut butter between your toes</em>

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Just when you thought life could not get any better, some fool goes and invents an alarm clock that begins to slowly cook a slice of bacon 10 minutes before the alarm goes off. Simply place a frozen strip of bacon in the clock, set the alarm, and pass out.

Bacon awaits you in the morning, Master!

Wake Up to a Strip of Fresh Cooked Bacon

Imagine, if you will, waking up to the glorious smell of bacon each and every morning — without the expense of a live-in chef OR the aggravation of an annoying significant other who gets up earlier than you do!

Never mind the obvious fire hazard created when ya’ put a heating unit inside a wooden pig. Think, instead, about all the great mornings your half-asleep self will clumsily jam your grubby fingers inside a hot tray and burn the dog snot out of yourself.

As you reel your fingers back in pain, try not to drop your salty, meaty bacon prize on your (most likely unswept and un-vacuumed) floor — ‘cuz then you will have a mere ten seconds to pick it up and eat it w/o fear of germs.

10 second rule, man! The ten second rule!

To celebrate the day when a lot of people injure themselves while puking up green beer, Jameson’s Irish Whiskey, and whatever foods they managed to scarf down between raucous verses of songs they sing only when wasted, or as we like to call it, shit hammered on St. Patrick’s Day, we will not post a list of jokes involving drinking:

• New Mixed Drink for Her Man
• Average Miles per Gallon for Beer Drinking Americans
• The Alcoholic Alphabet
• Old Lady Joins a Biker Gang
• Why Parents and Grandparents Drink
• I Spat in This Beer
• Martini and the Shirt Pocket
• Drunk Guy Waiting on the Corner

Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments

Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments

Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments

Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments

We figured this posting really and truly needed to get written on today, March 17th, because a lot of you boneheads will go out tonight, get wasted on Irish Car Bombs and green beer, and drive your cars into mailboxes, trees, guardrails, etc. on the way home — or to the next pub.

Let this next news story serve as a warning to you: Don’t be a Botos!

Drunken Neb. man who missed hearing gets prison

Associated Press – March 16, 2010 2:15 PM ET

PAPILLION, Neb. (AP) – A 30-year-old Bellevue man who showed up too drunk last week for his drunken-driving sentencing has been given a year in prison.

Judge Jeffrey Funke of Sarpy County District Court said Tuesday that Jason Botos (BOH-tahs) was a danger to society and should be behind bars. It was Botos’ second DUI conviction.

Last Thursday, Botos arrived at the Papillion courthouse so drunk that he couldn’t attend the scheduled sentencing. Botos had pleaded guilty to misdemeanor drunken driving in a September 2009 collision with five other vehicles.

Deputies arrested Botos in the parking lot on a warrant from the judge, who on Tuesday gave Botos 90 days more in county jail for missing his sentencing on Thursday. ( source )

Scary, ain’t it? That guy caused an accident involving 5 cars ago as part of the events that resulted in his second DUI conviction… and could not manage to sober up enough nearly 6 months later to at least walk into the courthouse under his own power and lie to the Judge about how he felt bad for for what he did and had cleaned up his act.

So getting back to the point of this message, have a designated driver or at least lay off on a few rounds of drinks tonight and… Don’t be a Botos!

Time for Some Fun Drinking-Related Photos!

Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments

Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments

Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments

Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments

Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments

Stay tuned today because we’ve got more drinking and drunken photos in store as the day goes on… unless we get too drunk too early at the computer and pass out in our chair. 😛