At no time in his life has Blakk Frogg ever considered getting a tattoo and quite frankly he really does not find them very appealing… but to each their own. For those considering a tattoo, please make sure you review the picture below before deciding where the artwork will go on your body:
So, before you commit to having ink injected (permanently) into your skin, study this map closely and THEN make your decision. Why? Because no matter how good of a job the tattoo artist does when recreating the picture you drew of a lion ripping the soul out of a demon’s rectum, some things just don’t look right on a person’s forehead.
Some women really do need to learn not stare at a man’s long, hard, dark…
… chocolate bar on the front of his shirt.
Wait, you didn’t REALLY think Blakk Frogg would utter a foul, dirty word, did you? You pervert!!! 
Blakk Frogg never pictured the day when we would do a blog posting called ‘matching underwear’, but oh well. At least he changes his underwear on a regular basis. Thank Heavens for that!
Not sure of the difference between a Buddhist and a Baptist? Confused over the differences between Atheism and T.V. Evangelism? Trust us when we say other people have the same amount of confusion but NOW you can get all the answers you need from one simple, easy-to-use picture!
We all know the United States Government needs help when it comes to reducing the amount of money it spends and we believe we have found the ideal areas of ‘fat’ the should get trimmed off the government budget:
No matter how much thought we gave this, we simply could not understand why anyone decided that the word ‘groin’ should mean anything other than… well, crotch.
We’d like to thank ‘N-Syd-Owt’ for sending in this image!
Looking for action? Got a yearning to watch some really intense competition? Well look no further! Submarine Racing has all that AND a bag of chips!
In this day and age when the sanctity of Holidays gets trampled by consumerism, this potentially offensive (to people other than us, obviously) fake motivational poster caused us to have an epiphany: We, the People, can no longer tell the difference between the saving of $5 on a useless item for the house and the Salvation of our Souls!
Have you ever gotten an idea in your head, started to act upon the idea, and then suddenly realized how insanely stupid you looked? Blakk Frogg has, too, but he never looked THIS stupid!
As tax season rages on, many people find themselves bogged down with receipts, paperwork, accounting ledgers, and burning questions regarding claiming dependents.
Claiming Too Many Dependents on Tax Forms? I Guess So!
