Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

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Typically Blakk Frogg decorates his own tree, but this year he decided to get a little help from Santa’s friends over at Girls for MySpace.

Naughty Allie Christmas Pics
From Girls For MySpace!

Naughty Allie Christmas Pics
From Girls For MySpace!

Naughty Allie Christmas Pics
From Girls For MySpace!

Naughty Allie Christmas Pics
From Girls For MySpace!

Naughty Allie Christmas Pics
From Girls For MySpace!

Naughty Allie Christmas Pics
From Girls For MySpace!

Naughty Allie Christmas Pics
From Girls For MySpace!

Naughty Allie Christmas Pics
From Girls For MySpace!

Now THAT’s what Blakk Frogg call a Happy Ending! Check out all the other Girls for Myspace for free, damn it! Free!

Merry Froggin’ Christmas, y’all!

As I walked down a busy sidewalk in the middle afternoon, already late for an important meeting, I spotted one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds now found in pretty much every city these days.

Wearing what I can only describe as tattered rags and carrying every worldly possession in two plastic bags, this poor soul’s pitiful condition pulled heavy on my heart strings.

Some people turned to stare while others quickly looked away as if the sight, itself, would somehow contaminate them.

Recalling the words once spoken by a priest I’d read about many years ago, a man who’d made an admonition to ‘care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked’. His words echoed in my head I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person.

Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a deep, hidden beauty. A small voice inside my head called out to me and said, “Reach out, reach out!”

Sarcastic (and sometimes sexy!) MySpace Comments

And so I did…

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I wonder if the priest went through this?

Also in the news, a panel of experts in human psychology recently released the results of its 2-year study on the effects of watching sarcastic modern-day cartoons such as ‘Futurama’.Their findings shocked the scientific world and have caused many ripples in society.

Apparently, leaving shows such as ‘Futurama’ on in the background while in the presence of hot girls causes the girls to lose their mind and volunteer for cheaply improvised bonadage sessions. See below for an illustration of how this works:

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Blakk Frogg plans on stopping by Best Buy on his way home from work to get all the seasons of that show on DVD and Home Depot for about 20 feet of clothesline… so ladies, feel free to drop by Frogg’s Place at your convenience.

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Has Americas Best Myspace Comments added any Myspace Girls Comments recently? Yep. The infamous Blakk Frogg has added some new girl comments for myspace and below you will see some examples of them…. Ya’ happy now? Sheesh.

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You don’t have to like football or even know who the Carolina Panthers are to enjoy the following photo:

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Just….. DAMN! That girl’s hind end stands up and speaks for itself!

Now rest assured that Blakk Frogg will catch Hell from some folks due to the sexist nature of this post…..

“Oh, sorry. Were you talking to Blakk Frogg? That ass had a Frogg mesmerized again. Please forgive the drooling as well.”

Quite often as a child Blakk Frogg got scolded for using poor table manners. He has since refined his eating skills and actually refrains from shoving his face directly ito the pasta bowl — unlike these ladies:

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Where can you find a photograph like this one? Travel to Munich, Germany and have dinner or lunch at a specific restaurant located next to the old Munich Airport.

Despite Charlie Brown’s yearly proclamation to Linus that the Great Pumpkin does not exist, Blakk Frogg has found shocking evidence that TWO Great Pumpkins exist, and not just one:

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Now who besides Blakk Frogg can’t wait to see the proof of Spring Cherry Blossoms? 😛

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