Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

For those searching for a way to politely decline unwanted Valentine attention, do NOT do something like this:

Do not shoot Cupid or ANYone this Valentine’s Day…
Seriously. Not. Worth. It. Seriously.

“Rejection spells the end of a fantasy, not life” — Blakk Frogg

Just… Wow. As funny as the message in this fake Valentine appears, several companies actually sell kits like this.

Love Does Not Have To Hurt… Ya’ Know?

Looking for a way to ‘ease the pain’ in someone’s life? Undercover Condoms has a few things that may do the trick.

And, as Blakk Frogg always says, safety during the ‘numbers game’ called finding love requires one to think about the possibility of catching an itch that won’t ever go away!

Blakk Frogg says, “Sorry, men and women, but all the sweets from your sweet COULD turn you into a not so delicious treat in a week or so…”

Ahem. Please use caution when consuming all those calorie bombs women AND men.

Ration the Chocolates, Everyone! Make ‘Em Last, Men & Women!

Listen here, men: Blakk Frogg KNOWS some of you need a lesson when it comes to how to, and NOT to, behave when dealing with women. So here’s REAL WORLD ADVICE that you ought to listen to…

Bad, Bad Valentine’s Day Behavior!!!

Blakk Frogg says, “Roughly nine months after Valentine’s Day a very special event can happen — and some folks didn’t intend for it to happen — so PLEASE, people, use protection w/ your sweetheart if you don’t mean to make a baby this evening!”

After many years of effort and many, many male lives lost during the collection of empirical data, a copy of How to Understand Women recently made its way to our local library. We suspect, however, that it may take a bit longer to read than we originally anticipated…

How to Understand Women… The Book!

Kids will do the strangest things when in a hurry. This time a four year old boy, in such a rush to get back to browsing the toy section of a local store, exited a public restroom with just a slight, yet incredibly obvious, wardrobe malfunction.

Overalls — 4 year old w/ wardrobe malfunction

Hmmm… If toys have THAT much power over little kids, perhaps we need to ban all toys before we have a whole generation of little kids running around w/ wardrobe malfunctions?

Nah. It’s more fun to laugh at them, er, laugh with them. Ha ha.

For those not old enough to remember Fred Sanford, the crabby old coot from Sanford & Son, you missed out on a one heck of a great character. In honor of Redd Foxx, here’s ‘Five Cross Yo’ Lip!’, a saying he uttered many times in his career!

Dads, if you have a daughter then that you love, care about, would do anything for, and would like not to see knocked up, pregnant, with child, etc. before the age of, um, well not until after they finish college, get a job, etc., then THIS shirt is for YOU!

Dads Against Daughters Dating
 

This baby knows EXACTLY what he wants: He wants stupid people to shut the hell up! Can you blame him? Stupid people SUCK!