Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Looking for action? Got a yearning to watch some really intense competition? Well look no further! Submarine Racing has all that AND a bag of chips!

In this day and age when the sanctity of Holidays gets trampled by consumerism, this potentially offensive (to people other than us, obviously) fake motivational poster caused us to have an epiphany: We, the People, can no longer tell the difference between the saving of $5 on a useless item for the house and the Salvation of our Souls!

Blasphemy and Walmart in the Same Photo? Awesome!

Have you ever gotten an idea in your head, started to act upon the idea, and then suddenly realized how insanely stupid you looked? Blakk Frogg has, too, but he never looked THIS stupid!

How I Felt vs. How I Looked

As tax season rages on, many people find themselves bogged down with receipts, paperwork, accounting ledgers, and burning questions regarding claiming dependents.

Claiming Too Many Dependents on Tax Forms? I Guess So!

Ever want to walk up to a police officer and say, “F#ck you!”? Apparently you are not alone because these rebels clearly want and know how to ‘stick it to The Man’.

One would think that ruling the Candy World would satisfy this evil man’s lust for power but ohhhhh no. He wants a piece of Microsoft, too, now!

Blakk Frogg REALLY hates it when people try to make themselves sound ‘witty’ or ‘cool’ by making completely obvious plays on words… like the cartoon below.

Everything I needed to know in life… I learned from Tom & Jerry. Seriously. I did. Explains a LOT, right?

Keeping Score w/ Tom & Jerry

Some people look at life in a way that makes ya’ think, “Wow. He (or she) has a unique perspective.” Realists do that sort of thing. They keep it real!

Half Full? Half Empty? This is Piss!

Never really though about this one before, but costumes available for men and women do come in very different sorts. For males the costumes overflow with courage, confidence and bravery. Women’s costumes overflow with… cleavage.

Not complaining, just saying…