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Have you ever visited the Waffle House? If so, then undoubtedly you may have heard someone use the word ’smothered’ when ordering their hashbrowns. Well, it appears that some strip clubs ALSO use the word ’smothered’. See for yourself:

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So the next time you order hashbrowns, think about this lucky guy. . . [...]

 

Welcome to a Sex On Saturday Story! Prepare for a naughty tale of drinking and sexual inuendos that will make your loins shake, your ears rattle and your mother’s bloomers wrinkle. First off, though, we want everyone to GET LOOSE!

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Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, please get ready [...]

 

Time again, folks, to show you what the rest of the world has enjoyed on this site over the past thirty days on Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog. Why does Blakk Frogg do this? Simple: He has no life, his cat hates him, no one ever sends him Christmas cards, and because a rabid monkey [...]

 

Over the past few years Blakk Frogg has received lots and lots of interesting emails containing mock ‘Motivational Posters‘ and so finally, he put them all on a web site for your viewing pleasure. See MySpace Sarcasm for the complete listing!
Not sure what defines a ‘Motivational Poster’? No worries. The (less than) Honorable Blakk Frogg [...]

 

So once again that damnable bastard of a Blakk Frogg has pissed into the wind and ruined another pair of shoes… and at the same time created a new Redneck MySpace Comments site. Can you blame him? Some of the shit Rednecks do would make a damn DEAD man laugh!

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Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

Q.What is the difference between ‘ooooooh’and ‘aaaaaaah’?
A. About three inches.
Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It’s not hard.

 

Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it’s worth it!

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Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

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Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

 

Q. What’s the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

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Q. What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

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Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?
A. The y spray paint X’s on the back [...]

 

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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Q. What’s a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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Q What’s the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm [...]

 

Many people have tried to stop the infamous Blakk Frogg from posting funny, sarcastic and sometimes sexy comment pictures for myspace. . . but obviously they have all failed. . . ‘cuz they’re all a bunch of LOSERS.

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Now take you happy ass on over to Americas Best [...]

 

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