12 May, 2008
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In this post we will shw the ‘pussy’ a lot, so if you don’t like pussy, well, you better get the Hell out of here, ya’ big PUSSY.
So there you have it, tons and tons of pussy. Hope you enjoyed it.
12 May, 2008
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As a result of the company’s recent financial troubles, the boss had to get rid of somebody. He narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers so rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said: “Debra, I’ve never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.”
“Could you jack off?” she asked. “I feel like shit.”
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt!’
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents’ objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt,’ you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
10 May, 2008
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Welcome to the fourth installment of popular adult myspace comments! This time we bring you adult myspace comments from a NEW Blakk Frogg MySpace Project: www.adult-myspace-comments.com.
So there you have it. . . More perverted and sexual myspace comments to post on your friends’ pages, blogs, or whatever.
10 May, 2008
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The last time I went to visit an elderly friend of mine at the nursing home I got told to wlk down the hall to the auditorium ‘cuz she had gone to play Bingo.
“OK, no problem. I can hang out with a little Bingo w/ the old folks. No sweat,” I thought to myself.
I had no idea what waited for me when I opened those doors. I expected old people staring intently at their Bingo cards trying desperately to keep up w/ the odd combinations of letters and numbers coming out of the Bingo Caller’s mouth.
Instead, it seemed as though I arrived just a bit too early and saw this:
Americas Best MySpace Drugs Comments
Yep. A room full of old people getting ready to Bob Marley their way into winning big money.
Now who says old people don’t know how to have a good time, huh?
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
“Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad,” gushed son number one … “Sorry I’m running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and didn’t have time to get you a gift.”
“Not to worry,” said the father. “The important thing is that we’re all together today.”
Son number two arrived and announced, “You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn’t have time to shop for you.”
“It’s nothing,” said the father. “We’re glad you were able to come.”
Just then the daughter arrived, “Hello and happy anniversary! I’m sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing… so I didn’t have time to get you anything.”
Again the father said, “I really don’t care, at least the five of us are together today.”
After they had finished dessert, the father said, “There’s something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much but we just never found the time to get married.”
The three children gasp and said, “You mean we’re bastards?”
“Yes,” said the father. “And cheap ones too.”
08 May, 2008
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At the end of the service, the Minister asked, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?”
80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly Lady.
“Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”
“I don’t have any,” she replied, smiling sweetly.
“Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?”
“Ninety-eight,” she replied.
“Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?”
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
“I outlived the bitches.”
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed her agitation and asked her what was wrong.
“The bus driver insulted me,” she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, “Why, he shouldn’t say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that.”
“You’re right,” she said. “I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!”
“That’s a good idea,” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”
One day, Mr. Phillard rushed his pregnant wife over to the hospital. As the doctors were prepping his wife, Mr. Phillard’s idiot brother Bill arrived to watch the birth. But when Mr. Phillard saw the blood and everything else, he fainted. When Mr. Phillard woke up he was in a bed with the doctor standing above him.
“Mr. Phillard,” the doctor said, “you are in the recovery room. Don’t worry, your wife is fine and she had twins, a boy and a girl. Because you were unconscious and your wife was still under anaesthesia, she requested that your brother Bill name the kids.”
“What! My brother, the idiot! I can’t believe you let him! What did he name them?”
“He named your daughter Denise.”
“Hey, not bad! I underestimated my brother. What did he name my son?”
“He named your son Denephew.”
05 May, 2008
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Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969.”
The other points his thumb behind him and says, “Dog crap, 20 feet back.”
