A man went to apply for a job. After filling out the application, he waited anxiously for the outcome.
The employer read all his credentials and said, “We have an opening for people like you.”
“Oh, great,” he said, “What is it?”
“It’s called the door!”
22 Jul, 2008
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Michael Jackson is walking out from the operating room after his wife gave birth to their son. Michael says “Hey Doc how long till we can have sex?”
The Doctor says, “At least wait till he is walking, Michael!!”
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family trooped out to the driveway and climbed into the car for his inaugural drive. Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
“I’ll bet you’re back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive,” said the beaming boy to his old man.
“Nope,” came dad’s reply, “I’m gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat while you drive, just like you have been doing to me for sixteen years.”
20 Jul, 2008
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Q. What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A. 45 minutes.
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A. Breasts don’t have eyes.
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A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare
A . They don’t have balls to scratch!
A hobo comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him, “Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven’t had a good meal in several days.”
The owner says, “I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people. I’ve never given anything away for nothing. However, if you go around the back, you will see a gallon of paint and a clean paint brush. If you will paint my porch, I will give you a good meal.”
So the hobo goes around back and a while later he again knocks on the door. The owner says, “Finished already? Good. Come on in. Sit down. The cook will bring your meal right in.”
The hobo says, “Thank you very much, sir. But there’s something that I think you should know. It’s not a Porsche you got there. It’s a BMW.”
18 Jul, 2008
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Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
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A. The grip.
A. 45 pounds.
17 Jul, 2008
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A well dressed business man was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully, “Sir, can you tell me the time?”
The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and jacket, removed a large watch from a vest pocket, looked at it and said, “It is a quarter to three, young man.”
“Thanks,” said the boy. “At exactly three o’clock you can kiss my ass.”
With that, the kid took off running, and with an angry cry, the outraged businessman started chasing him. He had not been running long when an old friend stopped him.
“Why are you running like this at your age?” asked the friend.
Gasping and almost incoherent with fury, the business man said, “That little brat asked me the time and when I told him it was quarter to three he told me that at exactly three, I should kiss his ass!”
“So what’s your hurry,” said the friend. “You still have ten minutes.”
16 Jul, 2008
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Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
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Q.What is the difference between ‘ooooooh’and ‘aaaaaaah’?
A. About three inches.
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Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It’s not hard.
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry.
She immediately said “yes”.
The next morning when he awoke, he couldn’t remember what her answer was! “Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny…”
After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn’t remember her answer to the marriage proposal.
“Oh”, she said, “I’m so glad you called. I remembered saying ‘yes’ to someone, but I couldn’t remember who it was.”
14 Jul, 2008
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Q.Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it’s worth it!
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A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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A. They both like a tight seal.
