Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

[ Stoned Frogg w/ Bong ]

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[ Just Too Stupid ]

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[ Laziest Cat Ever? ]

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Granny Motorcycle Gang

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Someone Got Caught/Busted

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God Kills Kittens

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So… Which do YOU think best represents the attitude and disposition of the United States these days?

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No matter what Blakk Frogg thinks about certain aspects of the Unites States these days, he know for SURE that he would not want to live in any other country. Throughout his life as a US Citizen he has readily identified hundreds of advantages he has in this country that he would have a hard time finding in any other country.

Here in the US he can go out his front door at any hour of the day or night without fear of rioting (95% of the time), walk or drive to a variety of grocery stores with shelves fully stocked shelves where he can purchase what he wants rather than what he can find, and then he can go home and surf an uncensored internet for things like… well, that last part’s none of your damn business! 😉

For those who wish to lambast the United States left and right, top to bottom, and THEN have the nerve not to renounce their US Citizenship, please forward me your address so this fellow can pay you a visit.

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The time has come to stop whining about too much foam in our lattes, fellow Americans, and start acting like the lucky SOB’s that we are!

Helping Kids Read

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Need a Good Screw?

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Why Hallmark Cards Sell So Well

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Marijuana Memory Loss

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Blakk Frogg Wasted

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Best Short Story

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Poison Arrow Dart Frog

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New Poisonous Frog Discovered

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Love Her Mugs

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Breathalyzer Cellphone

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Truth in Advertising

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Reality of Gambling

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Advertisement for Ritalin

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Tampax Fires Back

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Opinionated Pussy… Cat

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Cure for Boredom

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Truth About Muscle Men

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Speedos Cause Blindness

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Recently Blakk Frogg learned a valuable piece of information: Scientists Now Believe That Space Aliens Look Like Pop Music Stars!

Wow! Who’d ever think that the current moronic residents on Earth would live to see the day when mankind would finally discover the true appearance of alien lifeforms.

“Not I,” said the Fly. “Not I.”

Blakk Frogg hypothesizes that this really and truly explains a lot about the weird behavior of most, er, ALL modern pop music icons. One glove, dresses made out of meat, naming kids after celestial bodies (that should have been the first clue!), and the list goes on.

Yep. All life originated from an alien life form that has the appearance of pop music stars on our planet.

Now please excuse Blakk Frogg while he loads up the 9mm hand cannon, eats one last piece, er, pack of bacon, and promptly blows his brains out all over the wall.

Happy Week Before Halloween!

Hopefully everyone has already decided what to wear next Wednesday but if not, don’t worry! Blakk Frogg has you covered! Just go and check out the Froggwear Halloween Costume Blog and you’ll find literally 1,000’s of great costume ideas for Halloween.

The evil Frogg made sure to include costumes for adults, kids, plus sizes, pets, and a host of other really cool Halloween and costume accessories… so check it out! The Froggwear Halloween Costume Blog updates year round with new items (unlike so many OTHER costume sites!).