During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
“Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?”
Michael said, “Just a minute I have to go pee.”
The teacher responded by saying, “That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?”
Peter said, “I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back.”
“That’s better, but it’s still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show Us your good manners?”
I would say: “Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you’ll get to meet after dinner.”
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”
His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”
The name “Chicken Wrapped Bacon” sounded like something we would create in our own kitchen when we had two things available to us: chicken and bacon. So therefore, we believed we knew what to expect:
a super fat marinated chicken breast stuffed with bacon or;
a cornish game hen with a few pounds of bacon rammed up its butt or;
a live chicken running around with strips of pork, beef or turkey products clogging its rear blow hole
The first two options we could handle but the third, no way. Thankfully we just threw that third option in for a bit of humor. Kinda’ like the reason why we threw a few silly pictures into this post.
So anyways, we learned of this new dish from a friend of a friend of a friend who knows a guy that once played poker with the guy who runs the restaurant where they serve this dish. The restaurant, Four Moons in Orangeburg, SC, has a reputation for having some really cool, really tasty and really unique offerings on its menus.
Pan Roasted Chicken Breast Wrapped Around Slow Roasted Pork Belly, with Yukon Potato Butter Sauce, Crispy Parsnips, and Spinach with Gruyere.
Wow. Not quite anything from the list of three possibilities we thought of, but damn that sounds good. We can practically taste the juices from the pork belly oozing through the chicken meat as we write this.
Hopefully someone will get us a picture of this dish ‘cuz… well, we want one!
Some places really know how to make fire safety work in their favor. By cleverly placing fire safety signs around the office an employer can kill off a certain percentage of the workforce instead of having to lay them off or fire them outright.
Many of our readers have asked if we exist solely on a diet of meat and/or bacon. Nope. We eat vegetables, too. Think of it this way: Do Buffalo Wings taste the same w/o carrots and celery as side dishes? No.
So without further ado, please welcome a bacon concoction which uses a bag of frozen asparagus vegetable medley, two slices of bacon, half of a fresh jalapeno, and a touch of minced garlic. Double wrap it in aluminum foil and place it on the top rack of your grill or in a place on the grill where it won’t get too much direct flame. Cook until done and serve. Now EAT.
We have known about the practice of battering up a slice of bacon and deep frying it for some time now. We have also chosen to ignore it — until now. For some reason we decided to look it up today and see if we could find a good picture of it.
Lucky for you we have become masters in the art of hunting bacon images. Why? Because otherwise you might have gotten stuck w/ a blurred picture taken on a cellphone by a drunken monkey instead of this super cool(?) video from YouTube.
No offense to all the drunken monkeys w/ cellphones out there.
Our Opinion of Deep Fried Bacon:
Although we find all bacon inherently good, none of us here at MoreBaconPlease.Com really understand why perfectly good bacon needs to get tossed in batter and deep fried. We have found that most things battered and fried tend to taste pretty much like the batter and lose the original flavor of whatever got drowned in batter.
Now keep in mind we have not yet had the pleasure(?) of trying this, um, delicacy… so don’t take our words on this popular(?) deep fried meat treat as Bacon Gospel.
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