25 Sep, 2009
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Some items just make you wonder… like this nice, shiny thing. It appears to have a probe shooting up the middle. Why? Where does that probe want to go? Should we have serious concerns regarding this metal probe’s potentially evil intentions?
24 Sep, 2009
Posted by: admin In: Funny Jokes|Humor|Jokes|Political Humor|Sarcastic
Recently a man applied for a position w/ the county sheriff’s department in the southernmost part of Texas. He has passed all written and physical exams has only the interview to go through before a decision will be made.
The Sergeant doing the interview says, “Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.”
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says, “Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit.”
“Why the rabbit?”
“That’s the attitude we want,” says the Sergeant. “When can you start?”
If the very thought of taking meat and wrapping MORE meat around it does not make your mouth water, did you hit your head recently or did you get abducted by a roving band of vegetarians who brainwashed the common sense right out of you? No offense to any vegetarians reading this — as if any would anyways!
So anyways, we saw bacon in the fridge and a pack of kielbasa links. Naturally after some quick mathematics, and a few cold beers, we put two and two together… and came up with six. See below.
Gorgeous little meaty bastards, ain’t they? Makes you wanna’ fire up the grill, crank up the oven, or break out the crack torch… and cook ‘em up nice and tasty like!
We apologize for the bad grammar in that last paragraph. Not really, but we figured some of you fools might actually think we care about things like… feelings. Look, pal, we love bacon, meat and more bacon. We have no time for your silly little… feelings.
Please accept our apologies for the lame attempt at an apology contained in the previous paragraph… even though we meant every word we said. Wrote. Whatever.
Can we PLEASE get to the cooked bacon wrapped kielbasa links now?
There you have it, folks… big wieners wrapped in a slimy pink salty and stretchy sheath.
WTF? Sorry for that last description. The bacon wrapped kielbasa links looked and tasted fabulous. We didn’t mean to gross anyone out.
Actually, yes we did. Can you tell we didn’t take our meds AND downed a fifth of vodka tonight? Ha ha…
24 Sep, 2009
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What does it say about a person that can walk though the kitchenwares section of a department store, catch a glimpse of this thing, and think, “Oh my Goodness! What do they use THAT thing for?!?”
A while back we wrote about ‘slab bacon‘ and told you how we gave it a rating of 3 strips out of 5. At the end of the article we indicated that although we enjoyed ‘slab bacon‘, we probably would not eat it all that often.
Well apparently enough time had passed because we bought another pound of the stuff recently and decided to see what it would taste like if we let it sit in hot sauce overnight before throwing it in a hot pan for cooking.
Neeless to say we really do need to get lives, but let’s save that conversaton for another day and get back to the bacon.
How it cooked: We noticed a marked change in the way the bacon shriveled in the pan, as it did not curl up quite as much as our control group of slab bacon that did not sit in hot sauce all night. Additionally we noticed that the hot sauce soaked bacon seemed to stay pretty moist throughout the cooking process.
How it smelled: The majority of the hot sauce cooked off and scorched the insides of our nostrils. Thankfully we like the small of hot sauce, especially Frank’s Red Hot, so this did not prove problematic. Aside from the smell of gaseous hot sauce we detected the glorious aroma of… bacon. No surprises there.
How it looked: The finished product appeared healthy, moist, and delectable with a seductive red tint imparted by the hot sauce.
How it tasted: The first piece we tried had pretty much the same characteristics we noted when we sampled this same type of slab bacon in the past… except that it seemed a bit juicier and saltier.
Our reward from this little experiment came when we sat and chewed a piece in the same manner as a person would gnaw on a chunk of beef jerky. Wow! The wonderful taste of Frank’s Red Hot and quality bacon blended together in a spectacular fashion that we had never experienced before. Very tasty!
Verdict: Ahem. As we already said, “Very tasty!” We’ll give the experiment with hot sauce marinated slab bacon a rating of 4 strips out of 5. We think that if we ever try this experiment again, we will cook the bacon in the oven. Might lead to more hot sauce lingering in the meat!
OK, so bacon normally goes quite well as part of a breakfast dish so you probably wonder why we bothered to post an entry about bacon as part of a breakfast creation.
Simple: Because it has bacon on it! Duh!
Looks weird, yes we know, but damn it tasted good! Each serving contained a hashbrown, a super tasty high quality strip of meaty bacon, melted pepperjack cheese, and a fried egg.
Now picture, if you will, all this wonderful breakfast food piping hot and on your plate… just waiting for you to pop the yolk of the egg, carve off a healthy chunk which includes every ingredient, and stuff it in your face.
Verdict: Bacon has once again made us happy. Sometimes it really pays to… cook with bacon.
23 Sep, 2009
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Nothing says, “Welcome. Please come in” quite like some guy who looks like a Latin gangbanger from Los Angeles, CA pointing a big gun in your face. So please come in and make yourselves comfortable. Don’t try to steal anything ‘cuz I think ya’ know what will happen if ya’ do.
If you ever find yourself traveling past exit 145 on US 26 in Orangeburg, South Carolina around lunchtime and you have a hankering for a triple decker sandwich (Turkey, Ham, Bacon, Swiss Cheese, Lettuce, and Tomato on Nine Grain Toast) that will knock your silly ass into a food coma… take a really quick detour off of US 26 to Four Moons Restaurant.
Just LOOK at this wonderful monstrosity of lunchtime goodness — complete w/ healthy strips of Applewood Bacon, of course!
How did we find this place? None of your business… but we highly suggest you venture out there for lunch or dinner one day. You will leave fat, dumb, happy and questioning whether or not you just had a kick ass meal in Las Vegas, New York City, Chicago, Boston or… Orangeburg, South Carolina?!?!?
Four Moons’ Menus speak for themselves! Oh, and a 4 Diamond Rating from AAA says a lot, too.
22 Sep, 2009
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How many of you out there think the makers of Facebook and/or Twitter may have had something to do with the creation of this photo and its spreading like wildfire across the Internet a few years ago?
21 Sep, 2009
Posted by: Blakk Frogg In: Adult Humor|Americas Best|Blakk Frogg Speaks|Funny Pictures|Humor|MySpace|MySpace Comments|MySpace Pictures|Redneck|Sarcastic
Not many people on the planet would argue that good redneck pictures can bring a smile to the face of just about anyone. Why? Just… Because.
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
