Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

In this day and age when the sanctity of Holidays gets trampled by consumerism, this potentially offensive (to people other than us, obviously) fake motivational poster caused us to have an epiphany: We, the People, can no longer tell the difference between the saving of $5 on a useless item for the house and the Salvation of our Souls!

Blasphemy and Walmart in the Same Photo? Awesome!

Have you ever gotten an idea in your head, started to act upon the idea, and then suddenly realized how insanely stupid you looked? Blakk Frogg has, too, but he never looked THIS stupid!

How I Felt vs. How I Looked

As tax season rages on, many people find themselves bogged down with receipts, paperwork, accounting ledgers, and burning questions regarding claiming dependents.

Claiming Too Many Dependents on Tax Forms? I Guess So!

Ever want to walk up to a police officer and say, “F#ck you!”? Apparently you are not alone because these rebels clearly want and know how to ‘stick it to The Man’.

One would think that ruling the Candy World would satisfy this evil man’s lust for power but ohhhhh no. He wants a piece of Microsoft, too, now!

A man walks into a lawyer’s office and asks how much the barrister’s rates are. The lawyer says, “Fifty dollars for three questions.”

The man asks, “Isn’t that awfully expensive?”

“Yes,” the lawyer replies. “What’s your third question?”

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Blakk Frogg REALLY hates it when people try to make themselves sound ‘witty’ or ‘cool’ by making completely obvious plays on words… like the cartoon below.

I went to a psychiatrist because I was having severe problems with my sex life. The psychiatrist asked me a lot of questions, but didn’t seem to be getting a clear picture of my problems.

Finally he asked, “Do you ever watch your girlfriend’s face while you’re having sex?”

“Well, yes, I did once.”

“Well, how did she look?”

“Oh boy… she looked VERY angry!”

At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, “Well that’s very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your girlfriend’s face once during sex. That seems somewhat unusual to me. How did it occur that you saw her face that time?”

“She was watching us through the window!”

Sarcastic Picture Comments

Everything I needed to know in life… I learned from Tom & Jerry. Seriously. I did. Explains a LOT, right?

Keeping Score w/ Tom & Jerry

A blonde’s car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.

Out jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in the history of this highway occurs.

It’s not very long before a police car shows up.

The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, “What the hell is going on here?”

“My car broke down,” says the lady, calmly.

“Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!” asks the cop…

And she said….

(This is good…)

(Ready?)

(Remember, she’s a blonde…)

“Those are my emergency flashers!” she replied.

Flash Me! I’m Bored!