Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Anyone that knows Blakk Frogg knows beyond the shadow of a doubt that he hates, no, despises American Idol. With that said, he has heard of a way in which the producers could improve the quality of that otherwise annoying program:

Add the Muppet Critics as Judges to American Idol!

After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man on the woman’s nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.

“Is this your husband?” he nervously asks.

“No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him.

“Your boyfriend, then?” he continues.

“No, not at all,” she says, nibbling away at his ear.

“Is it your dad or your brother?” he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

“No, no, no! You are so hot when you’re jealous!”
she answers.

“Well, who in the hell is he, then?” he demands.

She whispers in his ear “That’s me before the surgery.”

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

We don’t know the ‘actual’ reasoning for this shirt’s creation but we suspect that its “Stop Being Difficult and Take It in the Ass” slogan has something to do with one of the following:

• The continuing disappearance of personal rights & freedoms
• A new slogan used by TSA at airport security checkpoints
• The latest campaign slogan of a Presidential Candidate
• That awkward moment when a man realizes prison rape stories are more than just stories
• How a married man feels after having sex with the same woman for 20 years

If you have any other ideas, please leave them in the comments section and if Blakk Frogg likes your ideas he’ll add them to the list!

At no time in his life has Blakk Frogg ever considered getting a tattoo and quite frankly he really does not find them very appealing… but to each their own. For those considering a tattoo, please make sure you review the picture below before deciding where the artwork will go on your body:

What Tattoo Location Really Means

So, before you commit to having ink injected (permanently) into your skin, study this map closely and THEN make your decision. Why? Because no matter how good of a job the tattoo artist does when recreating the picture you drew of a lion ripping the soul out of a demon’s rectum, some things just don’t look right on a person’s forehead.

Some women really do need to learn not stare at a man’s long, hard, dark…

… chocolate bar on the front of his shirt.

Wait, you didn’t REALLY think Blakk Frogg would utter a foul, dirty word, did you? You pervert!!!

Blakk Frogg never pictured the day when we would do a blog posting called ‘matching underwear’, but oh well. At least he changes his underwear on a regular basis. Thank Heavens for that!

Not sure of the difference between a Buddhist and a Baptist? Confused over the differences between Atheism and T.V. Evangelism? Trust us when we say other people have the same amount of confusion but NOW you can get all the answers you need from one simple, easy-to-use picture!

Religions of the World Explained

We all know the United States Government needs help when it comes to reducing the amount of money it spends and we believe we have found the ideal areas of ‘fat’ the should get trimmed off the government budget:

Great Places to Trim the Budget

No matter how much thought we gave this, we simply could not understand why anyone decided that the word ‘groin’ should mean anything other than… well, crotch.

Keep Off Groin!

We’d like to thank ‘N-Syd-Owt’ for sending in this image!

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