Shame on you. . . But thanks for dropping by! Blakk Frogg summoned you here, or more like tricked you into coming here, so he could show you this:
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Get the hint? Blakk Frogg put a lot of effort into making your life a little more interesting so you could at LEAST take a look, right?
‘Cuz if you don’t, well, this might happen to you on your way to drop off those pornographic DVD you rented last night:
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A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice that the girl knows just as much about the game as they do, and they’re really impressed.
After the game they ask her, “How is it that you know so much about baseball?”
She says, “Well, I used to be a guy and got a sex change.”
The guys are amazed… and very curious about the process. “What was the most painful part of the process? Was it when they cut off your penis?”
“That was very painful, but was not the most painful part.”
“Was it when they cut off your balls?”
“That was very painful, but that also was not the most painful part.”
“Well then what WAS the most painful part?”
“The part that hurt the most was when they… cut my salary in half!”
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Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a Colorado rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, “The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow’s stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?” So then the rancher leaves for the fields.
After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, “This is the one… right here.”
Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, “Tell me lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?”
“That’s simple. By the nail over its stall,” Amy explains very confidently.
Then the man asks, “What’s the nail for?”
She turns and walks away, and with complete confidence, says, “I guess it’s to hang your pants on.”
With gas prices as high as they are, some people have started using ‘gas additives’ to increase the number of miles per gallon their vehicles get. While some folks go with traditional gas additives, others have resorted to ‘alternative gas additives’. . . .
Consumer Reports has not yet issued a study on the effectiveness of ‘alternative gas additives’, but this guy doesn’t care. He’s doing his part to cut back on fossil fuel consumption and that, friends, is all he cares about.
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969.”
The other points his thumb behind him and says, “Dog crap, 20 feet back.”
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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. What’s wrong, Bill?” she asked.
“Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?”
Oh, Bill, you didn’t” she exclaimed.
“Yes, I did.” he replied.
“My God, Bill, what happened?”
“I got fired.”
“No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?”
“Oh… She got fired too.”
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A 78-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”
The next day the 78-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: “Well, doc, it’s like this – first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked Marie for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’ it between her knees, but still nothing.”
The doctor was shocked, to say the very least! “You asked your neighbor?”
The old man replied, “Yep. None of us could get the jar open”.
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Toothpaste elicits no foul thoughts from most people… until now:
So the next time you go to scrape the filth off your choppers, just remember what your toothpaste is up to while you’re not looking…
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OK, folks… Everyone know Blakk Frogg likes a good joke about tampons and so forth, but what the HELL was this guy thinking?
Nothing screams “great in bed” more than dressing up in a giant maxipad and swinging tampon nunchucks dipped in ketchup at a girl. Seriously.
