22 Jul, 2008
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Michael Jackson is walking out from the operating room after his wife gave birth to their son. Michael says “Hey Doc how long till we can have sex?”
The Doctor says, “At least wait till he is walking, Michael!!”
02 Jul, 2008
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A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there’s a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, “Waitress, there’s a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on inthat kitchen!”
So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his horror, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit.
He says, “That’s disgusting!”
Then the waitress says, “You think that’s disgusting, you should see him make donuts!”
01 Jul, 2008
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Many people have tried to stop the infamous Blakk Frogg from posting funny, sarcastic and sometimes sexy comment pictures for myspace. . . but obviously they have all failed. . . ‘cuz they’re all a bunch of LOSERS. 😛
Now take you happy ass on over to Americas Best MySpace Comments for tons of funny, sarcastic, sexy and sometimes downright disgusting cartoons and pictures. Blakk Frogg takes pride in his work and posts new material all the time on that site and others like Adult MySpace Comments and Sarcastic MySpace so don’t forget to buy him a beer at Happy Hour next time you see him!
26 Jun, 2008
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The funloving critter known as Blakk Frogg wants the party to continue. . . so he’s posting a few more of the Sarcastic MySpace Comments that you, the (stupid) people, have made popular. Have a nice day and don’t forget to flush!
This brings us to the conclusion of yet another broadcast day. For more fun and enjoyment, please feel free to go upstairs, get undressed, get comfortable, and go f#$k yourself. 
24 Jun, 2008
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Blakk Frogg proudly serves up another steaming pile of Sarcastic MySpace Comments for your viewing pleasure. Try not to hurt yourself this time, OK?
Some of the Sarcastic MySpace Comments you just witnessed have absolutely no reason to exist. . . and Blakk Frogg sees nothing wrong with that.
23 Jun, 2008
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Welcome to yet another wonderfully exciting edition of Sarcastic MySpace Comments. Here you will find some of the more popular Sarcastic MySpace Comments that have appeared on www.SarcasticMySpace.Com recently. Some will offend you, some will amuse you, and some will just flat out confuse you. . . so have a nice day and don’t forget to tip your server!
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Now that Blakk Frogg has effectively wasted several minutes of your life by showing you those images, please show your appreciation by stripping naked and dancing a jig in the parlor window.
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and, to her horror, finds that he’s in his brown suit. She’d specifically said to the undertaker that she wanted him buried in his blue suit; she’d brought it especially for that occasion, and she was highly distressed that the mortician had left him in the same brown suit he’d been wearing when the lightning bolt hit him.
She demanded that the corpse be changed into the blue suit she’d brought especially for that purpose.
The undertaker said, “But madam! It’s only a minute or two until the funeral is scheduled to begin! We can’t possibly take him out and get him changed in that amount of time.
The lady said, “Who’s paying for this?”
Seeing the logic to this argument, a very reluctant mortician wheeled the coffin out, but then wheeled it right back in a moment later. Miraculously, the corpse was in a blue suit.
After the ceremony, a well-satisfied widow complimented the undertaker on the smooth and speedy service. She especially wanted to know how he’d been able to get her husband into a blue suit so fast.
The funeral director said, “Oh, it was easy. It happens that there was another body in the back room and he was already dressed in a blue suit. All we had to do was switch heads!
19 Jun, 2008
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An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, “Seven Points.”
His wife rolls over and says, “What in the Hell was that?”
The old man replied, “It’s fart football.”
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, “Aha. I’m ahead 14 to 7.”
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, “Touchdown, tie score.”
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, “Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.”
Now the pressure is on the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally shits in the bed.
The wife says, “What in God’s name was THAT?”
The old man says, “Half time, switch sides…………… “
12 Jun, 2008
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A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hired an Indian Scout.
The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding awhile, the Indian gets off his horse, puts his ear to the ground and says “Humm, buffalo come”.
The soldier scans the area with his binoculars, but sees nothing. He is confused and says to the Indian, “I do not see anything, how do you know buffalo come?”
The Indian nonchalantly replies, “ear sticky.”
08 Jun, 2008
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Everyone loves a winner, so here Blakk Frogg has listed the 5 Popular Americas-Best.Com MySpace Comments for May 2008. . . just for you, sweet cheeks!
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