Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

Breathalyzer Cellphone

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Truth in Advertising

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Reality of Gambling

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Advertisement for Ritalin

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Tampax Fires Back

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Opinionated Pussy… Cat

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Cure for Boredom

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Truth About Muscle Men

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Speedos Cause Blindness

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Recently Blakk Frogg learned a valuable piece of information: Scientists Now Believe That Space Aliens Look Like Pop Music Stars!

Wow! Who’d ever think that the current moronic residents on Earth would live to see the day when mankind would finally discover the true appearance of alien lifeforms.

“Not I,” said the Fly. “Not I.”

Blakk Frogg hypothesizes that this really and truly explains a lot about the weird behavior of most, er, ALL modern pop music icons. One glove, dresses made out of meat, naming kids after celestial bodies (that should have been the first clue!), and the list goes on.

Yep. All life originated from an alien life form that has the appearance of pop music stars on our planet.

Now please excuse Blakk Frogg while he loads up the 9mm hand cannon, eats one last piece, er, pack of bacon, and promptly blows his brains out all over the wall.

Happy Week Before Halloween!

Hopefully everyone has already decided what to wear next Wednesday but if not, don’t worry! Blakk Frogg has you covered! Just go and check out the Froggwear Halloween Costume Blog and you’ll find literally 1,000’s of great costume ideas for Halloween.

The evil Frogg made sure to include costumes for adults, kids, plus sizes, pets, and a host of other really cool Halloween and costume accessories… so check it out! The Froggwear Halloween Costume Blog updates year round with new items (unlike so many OTHER costume sites!).

Ever wonder what a battle between ambition and determination would look like? If so, then today’s your lucky day because Blakk Frogg snapped a picture of a battle like that in his own backyard last weekend!

Sarcastic MySpace Motivational Poster Comments

[ Golf Clubs More Important Than Wife ]

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[ I’ll Have What He Had ]

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[ Online Shoppers’ Computer Crashed ]

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Horse in Car

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How to Shake a Heinken Properly
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Duck Hunter Tricked

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Charlie Brown Allergic to Girls

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Cat Head Displaced

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Old Lady Sticks Out Tongue

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Hard Turtle Sex

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Long Soccer Arm

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Charlie Brown Liar

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Looking for Hot Snatch

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Hot Kinky Fly Sex

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Make It Meow

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