One afternoon, a woman and her little daughter went into a large toy store. The mother asked her daughter what toys she wanted.
The little girl said, “I want GI Joe and Barbie.”
The mother smiled and said, “Darling, you know Barbie doesn’t come with GI Joe.”
The little girl looked up at her mom sternly and replied, “Mom, Barbie ALWAYS comes with GI Joe. She just FAKES it with Ken.”
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If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it…
Then buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want …..
Then buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn’t care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies ……
Then buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores …
Then buy a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn’t care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually …..
Then buy a dog.
But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness…..
Wait for it….
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then buy a cat!
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn’t a chicken sandwich.
He said, “Hey, how come you’re not eating chicken, don’t you like it anymore?”
She said “I love it but I have to stop eating it.”
“Why?” he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said “Cause I’m starting to grow little feathers down there!”
“Let me see” he said.
“Okay,” and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, “That’s right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken.”
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, “I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, too. I’m starting to get feathers down there too!”
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.
She said, “Oh my God! It’s too late for you! You’ve already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!”
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