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From time to time Blakk Frogg writes some rather interesting things he sends in the emails to good friends…. and this time he had a few things to say about his sex life:

I wouldn’t be able to last more than 15 seconds w/ a woman these days ‘cuz of stress and ‘lack recent wiener activity.

She’d hello and tell me her name and I’d already have to clean the protein smears from my underwear.

So, so wrong and unfair to me. Ever hear of blue balls? Mine are burgundy.

I’m the walking, talking, Special Olympics of sex.

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“Oh, the humanity!” exclaimed the poor listless soul who opened this blog entry and saw…. THIS!

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Blakk Frogg figured that if HE had to endure this image so early in the damn morning, well, so should the rest of you.

As always, have a nice day…. and may this image haunt you for all your days!

– blakk frogg

p.s. —-> and don’t act like you won’t send that to all your ‘best friends’, either, ya’ filthy little animals!

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Why do so many people have have such a hard time finding suitable companions? Why can’t the right mate find them? These two questions have plagued Blakk Frogg for a very long time…. until now.

Apparently, some morons in the Department of Transportation decided to put signs up around town and, well, you’ll understand WHY everyone has so much trouble finding happiness. See below:

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Now that we have the problem figured out, all we have to do is figure out HOW to get all 67,000,203 of these signs down.

Nothing ruins a nice evening at home (or in the backyard) with the pussy more than having to wade through excess hair. So, in the interest of appeasing the masses and keeping some similance of order in the world, Blakk Frogg has decided that he will take the initiative and insist that the pussy get shaved — today!

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Many of you thought this post would feature the anatomy of a woman getting trimmed, and for that Blakk Frogg really does NOT apologize. Get your minds out of the gutter! You’re in his parking spot!

– blakk frogg

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