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Stop staring at your sister’s droopy butt and pay attention! Below you will find the most popular pics on MySpaceSarcasm.Com for March 2010. Now go get me a beer, you lazy freak!

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<a href="http://myspacesarcasm.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/4/pics_motivational-20-to-life.jpg" border="1" alt="MySpace Sarcasm"><br /><strong>Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…</strong></a><br /><em>you like peanut butter between your toes</em>

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<a href="http://myspacesarcasm.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/6/pics_motivational-domestic-violence.jpg" border="1" alt="MySpace Sarcasm"><br /><strong>Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…</strong></a><br /><em>you like peanut butter between your toes</em>

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<a href="http://myspacesarcasm.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/2/pics_motivation-jiu-jitsu.jpg" border="1" alt="MySpace Sarcasm"><br /><strong>Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…</strong></a><br /><em>you like peanut butter between your toes</em>

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<a href="http://myspacesarcasm.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-animated-comments/17/pics_animated-stormtrooper-doing-her-from-behind.gif" border="1" alt="MySpace Sarcasm"><br /><strong>Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…</strong></a><br /><em>you like peanut butter between your toes</em>

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
<a href="http://myspacesarcasm.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/5/pics_motivational-bling-hairy-whales.jpg" border="1" alt="MySpace Sarcasm"><br /><strong>Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…</strong></a><br /><em>you like peanut butter between your toes</em>

No one with an IQ over 25 would disagree with the following statement: Blakk Frogg eats, breathes and sleeps sarcasm… when he’s not eating copious amounts of bacon and drinking too much beer!

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s hairy butt!
<a href="http://sarcasticmyspace.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://sarcasticmyspace.com/graphics/blakkfrogg/comments12/pics_button-cant-sleep-clowns.jpg" border="1" alt="Sarcastic MySpace Comments"><br /><strong>Visit Sarcastic MySpace if…</strong></a><br /><em>you think goats look good in lingerie!</em>

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<a href="http://sarcasticmyspace.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://sarcasticmyspace.com/graphics/blakkfrogg/comments63/pics_sucking-thumb.jpg" border="1" alt="Sarcastic MySpace Comments"><br /><strong>Visit Sarcastic MySpace if…</strong></a><br /><em>you think goats look good in lingerie!</em>

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s hairy butt!
<a href="http://sarcasticmyspace.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://sarcasticmyspace.com/graphics/blakkfrogg/comments161/pics_motivational-flush-next-time.jpg" border="1" alt="Sarcastic MySpace Comments"><br /><strong>Visit Sarcastic MySpace if…</strong></a><br /><em>you think goats look good in lingerie!</em>

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s hairy butt!
<a href="http://sarcasticmyspace.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://sarcasticmyspace.com/graphics/blakkfrogg/comments125/pics_sent-bitch-smiley-face.jpg" border="1" alt="Sarcastic MySpace Comments"><br /><strong>Visit Sarcastic MySpace if…</strong></a><br /><em>you think goats look good in lingerie!</em>

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s hairy butt!
<a href="http://sarcasticmyspace.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://sarcasticmyspace.com/graphics/blakkfrogg/comments173/pics_massive-sbb-tits.jpg" border="1" alt="Sarcastic MySpace Comments"><br /><strong>Visit Sarcastic MySpace if…</strong></a><br /><em>you think goats look good in lingerie!</em>

Ready for the most popular pictures from the Americas-Best.Com web site for March 2010. Yep. That evil bastard of a Frogg got off his lazy butt and put the list together so you BETTER enjoy it!

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<a href="http://americas-best.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://americas-best.com/graphics/pics_big-boobs-on-blondie.jpg" border="1" alt="Americas-Best.Com Pictures & More"><br /><strong>Visit Americas-Best.Com for…</strong></a><br /><em>funny and/or stupid things to make you laugh</em>

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<a href="http://americas-best.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://americas-best.com/graphics/pics_patriotic-fuck-yeah.jpg" border="1" alt="Americas-Best.Com Pictures & More"><br /><strong>Visit Americas-Best.Com for…</strong></a><br /><em>funny and/or stupid things to make you laugh</em>

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<a href="http://americas-best.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://americas-best.com/graphics/pics_cat-fight.jpg" border="1" alt="Americas-Best.Com Pictures & More"><br /><strong>Visit Americas-Best.Com for…</strong></a><br /><em>funny and/or stupid things to make you laugh</em>

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
<a href="http://americas-best.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://americas-best.com/graphics/pics_duck-hunter-tricked.jpg" border="1" alt="Americas-Best.Com Pictures & More"><br /><strong>Visit Americas-Best.Com for…</strong></a><br /><em>funny and/or stupid things to make you laugh</em>

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
<a href="http://americas-best.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://americas-best.com/graphics/pics_global-warming-proof.jpg" border="1" alt="Americas-Best.Com Pictures & More"><br /><strong>Visit Americas-Best.Com for…</strong></a><br /><em>funny and/or stupid things to make you laugh</em>

During the month of March 2010 your good friend Blakk Frogg had a lot of ups and downs. When he had beer and bacon, he felt great. When he ran out of either, or both, he felt like his bacon-loving had all gotten crushed by a fat woman’s bulbous rear end.

Although completely unrelated, he now gives you the most popular pages from Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog — whether you like it or not.

• Potato Prostitute?
• Sarcastic Motivational Posters
• 21 Things to Wonder About
• Jokes Making Fun of Men
• Seven Types of Sex
• Quick and Dirty Jokes
• Sexual Adult MySpace Comments?
• Sarcastic/Funny Motivational Posters
• Spin the Bottle
• Dear Abby Bass Fishing Letter

Stop staring at your sister’s droopy butt and pay attention! Below you will find the most popular pics on MySpaceSarcasm.Com at a time when gerbils mated and accidentally created moose dung. Now go get us some beer, you lazy freaks!

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
<a href="http://myspacesarcasm.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/4/pics_motivational-20-to-life.jpg" border="1" alt="MySpace Sarcasm"><br /><strong>Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…</strong></a><br /><em>you like peanut butter between your toes</em>

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
<a href="http://myspacesarcasm.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/6/pics_motivational-domestic-violence.jpg" border="1" alt="MySpace Sarcasm"><br /><strong>Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…</strong></a><br /><em>you like peanut butter between your toes</em>

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
<a href="http://myspacesarcasm.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/2/pics_motivation-jiu-jitsu.jpg" border="1" alt="MySpace Sarcasm"><br /><strong>Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…</strong></a><br /><em>you like peanut butter between your toes</em>

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
<a href="http://myspacesarcasm.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-animated-comments/17/pics_animated-stormtrooper-doing-her-from-behind.gif" border="1" alt="MySpace Sarcasm"><br /><strong>Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…</strong></a><br /><em>you like peanut butter between your toes</em>

cut-n-paste the code to use the image on blogs, profiles, comments.. and your mom’s forehead!
<a href="http://myspacesarcasm.com" style="text-decoration: none;"><img src="http://myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/5/pics_motivational-bling-hairy-whales.jpg" border="1" alt="MySpace Sarcasm"><br /><strong>Visit MySpace Sarcasm if…</strong></a><br /><em>you like peanut butter between your toes</em>

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To celebrate the day when a lot of people injure themselves while puking up green beer, Jameson’s Irish Whiskey, and whatever foods they managed to scarf down between raucous verses of songs they sing only when wasted, or as we like to call it, shit hammered on St. Patrick’s Day, we will not post a list of jokes involving drinking:

• New Mixed Drink for Her Man
• Average Miles per Gallon for Beer Drinking Americans
• The Alcoholic Alphabet
• Old Lady Joins a Biker Gang
• Why Parents and Grandparents Drink
• I Spat in This Beer
• Martini and the Shirt Pocket
• Drunk Guy Waiting on the Corner

Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments

Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments

Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments

Americas Best MySpace Drinking Comments

So the other day while standing in line at Wal-Mart I overheard an older lady telling the cashier, who didn’t really appear to pay much attention to the woman, that she saw a man driving a pickup truck down the interstate… with a dog hanging on to the tailgate for dear life.

I thought to myself, “Oh boy. Another weirdo at Wal-Mart.”

The woman continued on with her story despite the cashier’s total lack of response. She said, “If that man hadn’t been driving that pickup so fast in the other direction she’d have turned around and have tried to stop him. And save that poor, poor animal. It’s a shame what people do these days.”

And with those words, the old woman gathered her three bags and walked off.

Probably just a crazy old woman looking for some conversation, right? Ha! Not hardly!

A few weeks later my neighbor Jim stops me by the mailbox and tells me he saw the darn funniest thing he’s ever seen in his life so I ask him what he saw.

Jim takes out his phone and shows me this:

Americas Best MySpace Animal Comments

Apparently Jim waited for the owner of the vehicle to come out of the store, ‘cuz retired people have time to wait around in Bass Pro Shop parking lots, and talked to the owner of the truck, a local taxidermist with a great sense of humor.

And it’s not a dog, it’s a coyote.

2009 has come and gone just as all the years before it and at various times throughout 2009 everyone laughed, cried, held their breath at times, panicked a bit, flew off the handle a few dozen times. . . and maybe some of you lucky bastards even got laid a few times.

In honor of last year’s timely demise, Blakk Frogg will now reveal the most popular Blakk Frogg Joke Blog Postings for the Filthy-Minded Masses. Enjoy!

• Potato Prostitute?
• Sarcastic Motivational Posters
• Dirty-Minded MySpace Comment Pictures
• Seven Types of Sex
• Cheerleader Spin the Bottle
• Carolina Panthers Cheerleader Booty
• Dear Abby Bass Fishing Letter
• Humor for Mature Minded Individuals
• Funny Jokes for Adults
• Love the Harley Davidson

Well we hope you enjoyed 2009’s most popular perversions and will continue to tune into Da’ Blakk Frogg Joke Blog in 2010… ‘cuz we promise to keep posting stuff you will most likely deny ever reading!

Oh, and before we go, you really should Click Here to See Me Naked. Ha ha…

It amazes Blakk Frogg that signs like this get posted. Seriously, folks… If you have to look at a sign like this for instructions on how to properly check a baby’s diaper, well, maybe you ought not to have had children in the first place! Does it take a rocket scientist to figure out that jamming your hand down the back of a diaper to check for poop will end badly most times?

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Oh, now you certainly didn’t think Blakk Frogg had nothing more to add to this early morning posting, did you? Shame on you! Blakk Frogg can ALWAYS find a way to expand on something as ridiculous as diaper changing instructions!

Watch this:

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Yep. He got the ‘poo finger’ and wants to wipe it on you!