For years scientists have tried to figure out WHY elk have such long and elaborate antlers. Some speculated that the cranial protrusions serve as weapons with which to challenge other elk at mating time, but Blakk Frogg knows differently.
In a rare, yet captivating moment, now forever captured on film, the REAL reason why elk have such interesting antlers comes to light:
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For some reason, though, the bastards at National Geographic and the Discovery Channel STILL refuse to acknowledge Blakk Frogg’s efforts and reward him with a primetime nature show….
“Oh, the humanity!” exclaimed the poor listless soul who opened this blog entry and saw…. THIS!
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Blakk Frogg figured that if HE had to endure this image so early in the damn morning, well, so should the rest of you.
As always, have a nice day…. and may this image haunt you for all your days!
 – blakk frogg
p.s. —-> and don’t act like you won’t send that to all your ‘best friends’, either, ya’ filthy little animals!
Nothing ruins a nice evening at home (or in the backyard) with the pussy more than having to wade through excess hair. So, in the interest of appeasing the masses and keeping some similance of order in the world, Blakk Frogg has decided that he will take the initiative and insist that the pussy get shaved — today!
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Many of you thought this post would feature the anatomy of a woman getting trimmed, and for that Blakk Frogg reall does NOT apologize. Get your minds out of the gutter! You’re in my parking spot!
 – blakk frogg
Had Blakk Frogg known that he woruld one day wind up spinning uncontrollably in a washing machine, he might never have had those evil, dastardly and disgusting thoughts….
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OK, so that last bit did not exactly ring through as truth. Who cares? Dirty little bastards go into the machine!
“Not so much detergent this time, Mom,” said Blakk Frogg. “I farted april fresh for six days after the last rinse cycle!”
Blakk Frogg conducted an independent study recently and determined that large breasted women have poor aim when shooting handguns.
He rationalized that the presence of excess mammary tissue caused a shift in gravitational forces affecting the barrel of the handgun, thus causing their bullets to miss their intended targets.
While he cannot fully substantiate this claim, he does review the following research material quite frequently:
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Any questions?
Once again the infamous Blakk Frogg dares to push the limits of good taste by publishing a blog entitled “Oral Sex”.
Oh, and if you HAVE to ask what “oral sex” means, either ‘cuz you never learned or have long since forgotten its meaning, you might wanna’ consider visiting your local ‘Red Light District’ for a crash course. And bring cash, ‘cuz Sally Streetwalker doesn’t accept American Express!
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I said TODAY, damn it! TODAY!
– blakk frogg
Have you ever wondered what goes on at a Gynecologist Convention?
Do they have secret greetings and handshakes?
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Sadly enough, that answer is……. yes.
