For years Blakk Frogg avoided tequila. He simply could not stand the smell or taste of the stuff. It made him gag each time people around him drank it even if he wasn’t joining them.
Then, one day, he met a bartender who SWORE she knew a way to get him to drink tequila…..
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Needless to say, Blakk Frogg learned to love tequila…. until the ugly, hairy, fat bartender showed up. Yuck. Straight back to bottled beer he went!
Never in my life would I consider that a rational idea until…
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So step right up, all you suicide bombing bastards. Just detonate away from others, or in the company of those you trained with, and we’ll get (what’s left of) you properly buried in no time.
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Tired of draining valuable natural resources each and every time you plug in that monstrous vibrator? Feeling guilty over all the batteries your dildo destroys when you need a little ‘stress relief’?
Relax! Now you can enjoy a luxury model sex toy w/o killing the environment!
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I know, I know…. Yuck. Deal with it!
– blakk frogg
Some people will go to great lengths in order to secure a little oral action. Like this guy, for example:
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Saddest part of the whole cartoon: she fell for that trick in the past!
