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Blakk Frogg loves posting stuff like this! Check out these popular Americas Best MySpace Comments for the month of December 2007! Yeah, sure, it took him forever to post these, but at least he washed his hands after using the bathroom this time!

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Two men are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking their ice cold beers.

Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, “I think I’m going to divorce my wife – she hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.”

Earl continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, “You better think it over. Women like that are hard to find.”

The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!”

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed…3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight”. He didn’t seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”

When I asked him, “Why?” he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, “Oh Shit”, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it’s throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”

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For years Blakk Frogg avoided tequila. He simply could not stand the smell or taste of the stuff. It made him gag each time people around him drank it even if he wasn’t joining them.

Then, one day, he met a bartender who SWORE she knew a way to get him to drink tequila…..

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Needless to say, Blakk Frogg learned to love tequila…. until the ugly, hairy, fat bartender showed up. Yuck. Straight back to bottled beer he went!

A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.

The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

“Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3 o’clock in the morning!

He slams the door and returns to bed.

“Who was that?” asked his wife.

“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.

“Did you help him?” she asks.

“No, I did not, it’s 3 o’clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!”

“Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife. “Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!”

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?”

“Yes” comes back the answer.

“Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.

“Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark.

“Where are you?” asks the husband.

“Over here on the swing!” replies the drunk.

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I just read an article on the dangers of drinking wine and beer…

It Scared the shit out of me.

So that’s it!

After today, no more reading.

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The month of November has come and gone… which means the time has come for Blakk Frogg to proudly display the most popular MySpace Comments for the past month.

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Sorry, folks, but this postings contains a random rant by Blakk Frogg, not a joke…..  Deal with it!

Many years ago people tried their hardest to get Blakk Frogg to drink Guinness Beer. They told him how good it tasted, how it went well with this food, that food, by itself, etc. Needless to say Blakk Frogg couldn’t STAND the taste of the stuff.

Now, however, he would KILL for a chance to sit at one of his favorite pubs/taverns back home with giant platter of steamed clams (w/ hot sauce!) in front of him and a cold, freshly poured Guinness beer at the ready. Times change, right?

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Now granted the above cartoon does illustrate a good point, but hey…. the beer tastes good and the clams w/ hot sauce alongside it taste even better!

Guinness on Tap + Good Clams + Blakk Frogg = Good Times Guaranteed!

Blakk Frogg moved to the South a little more than three years ago and loves the weather down here. Additionally, he has met some rather unique and interesting people who may actually OWN and or DO some of the things you’ll see below:

redneck palm pilot	redneck wedding reception	redneck weather station
redneck cat	redneck lottery winner	redneck lawnmower
redneck horseshoes	redneck harley	redneck gingerbread house
redneck guest bedrooms	redneck grill	redneck bass boat

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Blakk Frogg admits that he made a very brief effort research the meaning behind the President of the United States sparing the lives of two turkeys just before Thanksgiving…. and found out only that our country has done this for 60 years now. So that makes for approximately 120 spared birds. Wow.

At any rate, let’s look at some recent additions to the Sarcastic MySpace Comments website:

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Wanna’ see the other 1,400+ free Sarcastic MySpace Comments? Click the link, be merry, drink sherry, and stop molesting Larry!