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26 Sep, 2007

Patriotism in the Grocery Store

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One of my sons serves in the military.
He is still stateside, here in
California. He called me yesterday to
let me know how warm and welcoming
people were to him, and his troops,
everywhere he goes, telling me how people
shake their hands, and thank them for being
willing to serve, and fight, for not
only our own freedoms but so that
others may have them also.

But he also told me about an incident
in the grocery store he stopped at
yesterday, on his way home from the
base. He said that ahead of several people
in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha.

He said when she got to the cashier
she loudly remarked about the U.S.
flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her
smock. The cashier reached up and
touched the pin, and said proudly,”
Yes, I always wear it and probably aways will.”

The woman in the burkha then asked the
cashier when she was going to stop
bombing her countrymen, explaining
that she was Iraqi.

A gentleman standing behind my son
stepped forward, putting his arm around
my son’s shoulders, and nodding
towards my son, said in a calm and gentle
voice to the Iraqi woman:

“Lady, hundreds of thousands of men
and women like this young man have
fought and died so that YOU could
stand here, in MY country and accuse a
check-out cashier of bombing YOUR
countrymen. It is my belief that had you
been this outspoken in YOUR own country,
we wouldn’t need to be there today. But,
hey, if you have now learned how to speak
out so loudly and clearly, I’ll gladly
buy you a ticket and pay your way
back to Iraq so you can straighten out
the mess in YOUR country that you are
obviously here in MY country to avoid.”

Everyone within hearing distance cheered!

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your proud American friends…. and remember:


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A study conducted by Blakk Frogg’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of man a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.

Further studies in this area have been cancelled.

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Every once in a while Blakk Frogg comes across a graphic that expresses the way he feels so well that it almost makes him cry…. Almost, he says. Almost.

Below you will see an example of one of those graphics:


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What does it mean? Even if you don’t support the Wars, the men and women fighting in them DESERVE your support….. ALL OF IT!

– blakk frogg

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They found a use for the steel that came from the Twin Towers…..


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They apparently took the steel and created the above ship, an extremely high-tech anti-terrorist activity vessel. Actions like this make Blakk Frogg glad to be an American.

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics. How much do you weigh?” she asks.

“115,” I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.

The nurse asks, “Your height?”

“5 foot 8,” I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5′ 5″.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

“Of course it’s high!” I scream, “When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”

She put me on prozac!!

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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. — Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.

  — Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. — Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. — Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don’t want any more kids. — Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. — Lynnette, age 8 (isn’t she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

 — Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I’d run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. — Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they’re rich. — Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn’t want to mess with that.

 — Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It’s the right thing to do.

 — Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. — Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN’T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there? — Kelvin, age 8

– And the #1 Favorite is –

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. — Ricky, age 10

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Please join us in this FLY THE FLAG campaign and PLEASE forward this message immediately to every warm-blooded American Citizen you can think of. We have three weeks to get the word out all across this great land and into every community in the United States of America.

THE PROGRAM IS THIS:

On Tuesday, September 11th, 2007, an American flag should be displayed outside every home, apartment, office, and store in the United States. Every individual should make it their duty to display an American flag on this anniversary of our country’s worst tragedy. We do this in honor of those who lost their lives on 9/11, their families, friends and loved ones who continue to endure the pain, and those who today are fighting at home and abroad to preserve our cherished freedoms.

In the days, weeks and months following 9/11, our country was bathed in American flags as citizens mourned the incredible losses and stood shoulder-to-shoulder against terrorism. Sadly, those flags have all but disappeared. Our patriotism pulled us through some tough times a n d it shouldn’t take another attack to galvanize us in solidarity. Our American flag is the fabric of our country and together we can prevail over terrorism of all kinds.

Action Plan: So, here’s what we need you to do…

(1) Forward this message to everyone you know (at least 11 people). Take a moment to think back to how you felt on 9/11 and let those sentiments guide you.

(2) Fly an American flag of any size on 9/11. Honestly, Americans should fly the flag year-round, but if you don’t, then at least make it a priority on this day.

Thank you for your participation.

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