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If you came here looking for silly, sexy, sarcastic and sometimes sick pictures and graphics to use on blogs, profiles, bulletin boards and other places, well, you came on the right day ‘cuz today we post the most popular pictures and graphics on AmericasBestMySpace.Com for the month of May 2009!

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A brand of beer known as Sierra Nevada captured the heart, mind, body and soul of Blakk Frogg several years ago. For those of you old enough to drink, you ought to check out their line of beers — if you like good beer. Otherwise stick with your fruity drinks and cheap, moose piss beers.

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Every guy that has ever pissed off his significant other knows the feelings shown in the picture above. Some OTHER guys may LIKE the idea of barbed wire in the bedroom, but we dare not discuss that on this site.

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Drinking everyday does not make Blakk Frogg an alcoholic. Feeling like a burlap sack filled with bleeding buttholes because he DIDN’T drink that day might, though. lol.

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Looks like a lot of people had beer on the brain last month. Guzzling a Heineken always sounds like a good idea. Guzzle-guzzle buurrrrrrrp!

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Wow. Great way to finish out last month’s most popular picture comments — with a swift kick in the balls. Blakk Frogg cringes each time he sees this image.

Several years ago the infamous Blakk Frogg decided to compile a collection of Patriotic MySpace Comments so that people could show their love of and appreciation for the United States of America and the men and women who defend it. That project bears the name of America’s Best Comments and still exists to this day.

Below you will find a few of the more popular Patriotic MySpace Comments, as chosen by the 1,000’s of people who have visited this site over the past few years. Enjoy!

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Yep. Blakk Frogg loves the United States of America and thinks everyone who lives here and does NOT love the country in which they so can exit stage right ANYtime they want — since they DO have the FREEDOM to do that.

Proud Americans everywhere love the smell of breakfast in the morning. Actually, we love breakfast just about ANY time of the day or night. Hence the popularity of Denny’s and Waffle House… but that’s not the point. Blakk Frogg wants to celebrate the upcoming US holiday (Memorial Day) with some Patriotic MySpace Comments from the AmericasBestComments.Com project. Enjoy!

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Everyone has the right to show their love of America, yes, but for the love of eyesight PLEASE put some clothes on, woman! * barf *

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Blakk Frogg thanks you for dropping in this morning, or afternoon, or evening, or night… and invites you all to breakfast at Denny’s — but you have to pay for your own meal.

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A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you, Mr. American, for letting me in this country, giving me housing, foodstamps, free medical care, and free education!”

The passerby says, “You are mistaken, I am Mexican.”

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. “Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!” The person says, “I not American, I Vietnamese.”

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, “Thank you for the wonderful America!” That person puts up his hand and says, “I am from Middle East. I am not American!”

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, “Are you an American?” She says, “No, I am from Russia!”

Puzzled, he asks her, “Where are all the Americans?”

The Russian lady checks her watch and says… “Probably at work.”

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Although Blakk Frogg has paid the Olympics next to no attention at all, he has found the displays of National Pride in the stands at various events quite uplifting. Take, for example, this colorful young lady who CLEARLY loves the United States:

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Then, of course, you’ll always have those few individuals who go a bit overboard with their enthusiasm for their country and make somewhat of an ass out of themselves — all in the name of loving their country:

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In either case, though, their pride in the United States shines brightly and although Blakk Frogg would much rather have a stadium filled with fans like the sexy young lady in the American flag bikini set, he seriously doubts that beautiful babe can chug beers and do belly flops better than the big guy!

Yet another weekend has come and gone. Beers got drank, food got eaten, money got spent, and now Monday has come back around to remind us of just how miserable and hungover we can feel after a few days off.

In honor of the crappy feeling Blakk Frogg has today, he proudly posts some Adult MySpace Comments for your viewing pleasure.

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So if you didn’t get the hint, Americas Best MySpace Comments has a ton of funny, sarcastic, sexy and sometimes downright disgusting cartoons and pictures for you to look at. Blakk Frogg takes pride in his work and posts new material all the time on that site and others like Adult MySpace Comments and Sarcastic MySpace. Now get out there and BE somebody!

The infamous Blakk Frogg wants you to enjoy these Americas Best MySpace Comments. . . and then take out the trash.

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What’s that? You want MORE free myspace comment pictures? You guys drive Blakk Frogg insane with all your requests, but oh well. He’ll get over it.

People never cease to amaze Blakk Frogg with their interests and the things they like to look at and send to their friends over the Internet. Take, for instance, these popular Americas Best MySpace Comments:

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Yep. People definitely like some weird shit, right?

Everyone loves a winner, so here Blakk Frogg has listed the 5 Popular Americas-Best.Com MySpace Comments for May 2008. . . just for you, sweet cheeks!

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