Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady And after the wedding, he laid down the following Rules:
“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I Expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about It. Those are my rules. Any comments?”
His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven O’clock every night … Whether you’re here or not.”
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Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a Headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever “
Yeah? She replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a Headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last”
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Shame on you. . . But thanks for dropping by! Blakk Frogg summoned you here, or more like tricked you into coming here, so he could show you this:
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Get the hint? Blakk Frogg put a lot of effort into making your life a little more interesting so you could at LEAST take a look, right?
‘Cuz if you don’t, well, this might happen to you on your way to drop off those pornographic DVD you rented last night:
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Oh damn, folks. The infamous Blakk Frogg has DARED to tackle the subjects of ‘honesty’ AND ‘women’ at the same time. Yep. He must have a death wish.
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So. . . Who wants to kill him now? You? How about you? Or you in the corner?
Truth be told, Blakk Frogg knows plenty of good-hearted, non-gold-digger females. He did, however find that shirt amusing. Deal with it.
