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The month of November has come and gone… which means the time has come for Blakk Frogg to proudly display the most popular MySpace Comments for the past month.

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Click Here for Popular MySpace Comments 6 – 10

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.

Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family’s social status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter prepared for a date, the woman explained the situation and handed her a box of condoms.

Much to the woman’s surprise, the girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her saying, “Oh Mom! You don’t have to worry about that! …… I’m dating Susan!”

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Who here remembers the token black child actor named Buckwheat? Apparently his face and classic ‘O-Tay’ line have made a comeback and Blakk Frogg wants to help….. and then throw in a little something extra that’ll make ya’ think of Chris Rock!

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Yep. Blakk Frogg loves to throw in something to piss off the ferrets, upset the llamas and cause the pterodactyls to vomit blood.

God went to the Arabs and said, “I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.

The Arabs asked, “What are Commandments?”

And the Lord said, “They are rules for living.”

“Can you give us an example?”

“Thou shall not kill.”

“Not kill? We’re not interested”

He went to the Blacks and said, “I have Commandments.”

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, “Honor thy Father and Mother.”

“Father? We don’t know who our fathers are.”

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, “I have Commandments.”

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said “Thou shall not steal.”

“Not steal? We’re not interested.”

Then He went to the French and said, “I have Commandments.”

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, “Thou shall not commit adultery.”

“Not commit adultery? We’re not interested.”

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, “I have Commandments.

“Commandments?” they said, “How much are they?”

“They’re free.”

“We’ll take ten.”

There, that ought to offend just about everybody.

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And now for yet another Moses related item:

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There. That ought to have completed the cycle of pissing people off…… for now, at least. We reserve the right to come back and piss more people off later. 😛

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.

Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, “Grandma, how come you don’t have a boyfriend now that Grandpa has gone to Heaven?”

Grandma replied, “Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I’m happy with my TV as my boyfriend.”

Later that day Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She tried adjusting the knobs to get the picture in focus, but that didn’t work. Then, frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem by force.

About this time the little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door. Upon opening the door he saw the family minister standing before him.

The minister said hello to the little boy and asked, “Is your Grandma home?”

Thinking nothing of it, the little boy replied, “Yeah, she’s in the bedroom bangin’ her boyfriend.”

The minister fainted.

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

Three Hillbillies are sitting on their porch in Arkansas. One says,
“Boy is my wife dumb. She’s so stupid that she went shopping today and
bought an air-conditioner. Hell, we ain’t got electricity!”

Then the other guy says, “Ah that ain’t nothing, my wife’s dumber than
that! She went shopping yesterday and had a washing machine delivered.”
They all laughed and laughed, why nobody around here has plumbing!

The third Hillbilly said, “Well, I reckon my woman’s got to be the
dumbest. Just this morning I was looking in her purse for some change and
found six condoms. Hell, she ain’t got no pecker.”

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Has Americas Best Myspace Comments added any Myspace Girls Comments recently? Yep. The infamous Blakk Frogg has added some new girl comments for myspace and below you will see some examples of them…. Ya’ happy now? Sheesh.

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So there you have it….. three reasons to check out the Americas Best Girls Comments updates. Any questions?

Blakk Frogg has finally found the ULTIMATE REDNECK MYSPACE COMMENT and you can get the (free) code for it…… HERE.

Americas Best MySpace Sex Comments

Poke around that site for more than 1,400 other great funny, sarcastic, sexy, slutty and sometimes just plain stupid Myspace Comments. Keep in mind, though, that Blakk Frogg has a warped sense of humor, so you never know what he’ll add next!

And that’s a very good thing, damn it! 😛

Back in grade school Blakk Frogg used to get in trouble all the time for acting like a fool in school… and for rhyming words like turds and birds.

He did not, however, get in trouble for saying things like, “You should have seen the size of the dick walking in the road this morning!”

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Some people either have no life or lose drunken bar bets way too often. da’ blakk frogg joke blog takes no reponsibility for other bar patrons’ ridiculous claims after they drink their 7th beer, but it will make fun of them for days on end afterwards. Guaranteed.

Have you seen the newly added sarcastic myspace comments yet? If not, well… YOU SUCK!

On my work to work this morning I got cut off by this dick in a truck…

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Yeah… definitely a giant dick in that truck. So, so rude. He’s lucky I didn’t develop road rage and castrate him!

Hope all well out there wherever the hell you live!

– blakk frogg