Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

OK, so Blakk Frogg has already shown you the popular myspace comments on several sites for the month of December 2007…

…but what about the ones most people have not seen yet ‘cuz they have not made it into the top lists yet? Simple! Blakk Frogg will post 10 of those non-winning MySpace Comments from SarcasticMySpace.Com right now!

less(?) popular myspace comments on sarcasticmyspace.com

less(?) popular myspace comments on sarcasticmyspace.com

less(?) popular myspace comments on sarcasticmyspace.com

less(?) popular myspace comments on sarcasticmyspace.com

less(?) popular myspace comments on sarcasticmyspace.com

less(?) popular myspace comments on sarcasticmyspace.com

less(?) popular myspace comments on sarcasticmyspace.com

less(?) popular myspace comments on sarcasticmyspace.com

less(?) popular myspace comments on sarcasticmyspace.com

less(?) popular myspace comments on sarcasticmyspace.com

Hope you enjoyed these comments and come back again soon ‘cuz Blakk Frogg plans on posting a lot more of these poor, neglected MySpace Comments in the near future!

Blakk Frogg despises most magazines and television programs because they contain WAY too many ads and all of those advertisements… LIE! So, without further ado, Blakk Frogg proudly posts a blog entry called ‘Truth in Advertising’.

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If you liked those, you’ll LOVE the 1,300+ other Sarcastic MySpace Comments currently available on SarcasticMySpace.Com!

12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine

11. It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass All Day

10. If the Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me

9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim ‘s Gettin’ Better

7. I Wouldn’t Take Her to a Dog Fight ‘Cuz I’m Afraid She’d Win

6. I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight

5. I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like You’re Still Here

4. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I’d Be Out Of Prison By Now

3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him

2. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger

And the Number 1 Country Song is:

1. I Ain’t Never Gone to Bed with a Ugly Woman, But I’ve Sure Woke Up With a Few

The other night I was invited out for a night with “the girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!”

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed…3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him “Midnight”. He didn’t seem mad at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, “We need a new cuckoo clock.”

When I asked him, “Why?” he said, “Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, “Oh Shit”, cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it’s throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”

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For years Blakk Frogg avoided tequila. He simply could not stand the smell or taste of the stuff. It made him gag each time people around him drank it even if he wasn’t joining them.

Then, one day, he met a bartender who SWORE she knew a way to get him to drink tequila…..

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Needless to say, Blakk Frogg learned to love tequila…. until the ugly, hairy, fat bartender showed up. Yuck. Straight back to bottled beer he went!

An Austrian roofer who slipped on the job ended up nailing himself to the roof – through his wedding tackle.

According to Ananova, 59-year-old August Voegl of Jennersdorf “shot the four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun” and was thereafter “unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof”.

It was left to emergency medics to separate Voegl from the building and, after being whisked to hospital by air ambulance, he’s reportedly “recovering well” following surgery.

Never in my life would I consider that a rational idea until…

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So step right up, all you suicide bombing bastards. Just detonate away from others, or in the company of those you trained with, and we’ll get (what’s left of) you properly buried in no time.

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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn’t want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. “A less costly alternative,” said the doctor, “is to go home, get a cherry bomb,” (fireworks are legal in Alabama) “light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.”

The Alabamian said to the doctor, “I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.”

“Trust me,” said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

“1”

“2”

“3”

“4”

“5”

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, and West Virginia.

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Nothing says family like a nice discussion of boobies and willies at the dinner table. Blakk Frogg believes The following joke proves that:

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?

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The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there’s three kinds of breasts.

In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.

“Onions?” the son asks.

“Yes, you see them and they make you cry”

This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, “Mum, how many kinds of ‘willies’ are there?”

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, “Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.”

“A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks.

“Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.”

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Tired of draining valuable natural resources each and every time you plug in that monstrous vibrator? Feeling guilty over all the batteries your dildo destroys when you need a little ‘stress relief’?

Relax! Now you can enjoy a luxury model sex toy w/o killing the environment!

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I know, I know…. Yuck. Deal with it!

– blakk frogg