Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

“I miss you! I really miss you! & I tried to visit you, but the dumb ass security guard wouldn’t let me in the zoo!”

“Pussy is like a peach. It’s fat, full of juice, & if you go in deep enough, you’ll get a nut.”

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“After great sex, she lies there playing with his penis. He asks, “Do you want more?” “No,” she says, “just admiring your penis. I miss mine.”

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“How does a vagina look before sex? Like a lovely pink rose. How does a vagina look after sex? Ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise.”

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“SPECIAL REPORT: The police are arresting hoochies w/ good coochies. Run bitch run!! They already got me!” (I’ve also heard this one the other way around… “You don’t have to worry, but come bail me out.”)

“Li’l red riding hood met the big bad wolf at the club. He took her home & asked, “Can I stick it in?” She said, “No, Just stick to the story & eat me!”

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“Mr Penis said to the balls, “Get ready we’re going to a party.” His balls said, “Fuckin’ liar! You always go inside & leave us outside knockin’, bitch!”

“Women have unique magic tricks. They get wet w/o water, bleed w/o injury, and make boneless things hard.”

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“How do you feel abt oral sex? Does it go both ways? If so, then sitting on my face is a good idea. I’d like to invite you over for a formal sitting.”

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“3 of my hoes escaped last night. I found 1 @ a strip club, 1 on a corner, but where the fuck are you?!”

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“Snow White was fired from Disney World today. She was caught sitting on Pinochio’s face screaming, “Lie mother fucker, lie!”

So anyways, Blakk Frogg made it back from a business trip to Las Vegas last night… a little after 1 AM. He had all sorts of ‘interesting’ dreams and those dreams brought him to the conclusion that he needed to post something called “I Love Wicked Wednesdays”.

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What makes those so wicked? Beats the Hell out of Blakk Frogg… so get over it. 😛

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Find more ‘naughty myspace comments’ at Americas Best MySpace Adult Comments.

A guy is out with buddies – has few drinks – is feeling a little frisky but, true to his wife, goes home.

He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth. She starts to choke, but recovers and asks, “What did you put in my mouth?”

He says, “Two aspirin.”

She replies, “BUT I DON’T HAVE A HEADACHE!”

He says, – “That’s all I wanted to hear.”

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Note: Posting that last joke has resulted in Blakk Frogg going into hiding because women worldwide now want him dead. d-e-a-d.

Blakk Frogg made it to his hotel room in Las Vegas finally around 11 PM local time, 2 AM his time.  He would like to thank all of you who kept him entertained while he sat in the Charlotte Airport for 4 hours by posting the very first “I Believe in Sexy Sundays”…  Enjoy!

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Thanks again to all the online folks who kept Blakk Frogg from sitting at the airport bar drinking top shelf margaritas for for hours! His bank account thanks you, as well!

– blakk frogg

Do NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall…

A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed policeman and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!”

The cop asked, “What’s he like?”

The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,

“Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits.”

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Doctor Chris had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day Long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn’t.

The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

“Chris, don’t worry about it. You aren’t the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won’t be the last. And you’re single. Just let it go, Chris.”

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:

“Chris……………..”

“Chris…………..”

“Chris………..”

“You’re a Veterinarian, you sick bastard.”

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If you had all the money your heart desires…

If you had no worries…

If you came home to find the finest meal waiting for you on the table…

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If you came home and your bathwater had been run for you…

If you had the perfect family…

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If your partner was waiting for you at the door with a loving kiss and open arms…

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So… Where would you be?

Huh? Do you know?

You’d be at the WRONG FUCKING HOUSE!

Blakk Frogg loves posting stuff like this! Check out these popular Americas Best MySpace Comments for the month of December 2007! Yeah, sure, it took him forever to post these, but at least he washed his hands after using the bathroom this time!

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In honor of the cold weather so many people must cope with at this time of year, Blakk Frogg would like to offer the following ‘thermometer tribute’ photograph:

OK, so Blakk Frogg has already shown you the popular myspace comments on several sites for the month of December 2007…

…but what about the ones most people have not seen yet ‘cuz they have not made it into the top lists yet? Simple! Blakk Frogg will post 10 of those non-winning MySpace Comments from Americas-Best.Com right now!