Blakk Frogg Joke Blog

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names.

The dad answers, “Well, son, whenever an Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees…”

Then, after a few moments of silent reflection, the father asks, “Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?”

A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there’s a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, “Waitress, there’s a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on inthat kitchen!”

So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his horror, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit.

He says, “That’s disgusting!”

Then the waitress says, “You think that’s disgusting, you should see him make donuts!”

A teacher asked her class, “What do you want out of life?”

A little girl raised her hand and said, “All I want out of life is four little animals.”

The teacher asked, “Really, and what four little animals would that be?”

The little girl answered, “A Mink on my back, a Jaguar in the garage, a Tiger in the bed and, of course, I’ll need a Jackass to pay for it all.”

Many people have tried to stop the infamous Blakk Frogg from posting funny, sarcastic and sometimes sexy comment pictures for myspace. . . but obviously they have all failed. . . ‘cuz they’re all a bunch of LOSERS. 😛

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Now take you happy ass on over to Americas Best MySpace Comments for tons of funny, sarcastic, sexy and sometimes downright disgusting cartoons and pictures. Blakk Frogg takes pride in his work and posts new material all the time on that site and others like Adult MySpace Comments and Sarcastic MySpace so don’t forget to buy him a beer at Happy Hour next time you see him!

Yet another weekend has come and gone. Beers got drank, food got eaten, money got spent, and now Monday has come back around to remind us of just how miserable and hungover we can feel after a few days off.

In honor of the crappy feeling Blakk Frogg has today, he proudly posts some Adult MySpace Comments for your viewing pleasure.

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

So if you didn’t get the hint, Americas Best MySpace Comments has a ton of funny, sarcastic, sexy and sometimes downright disgusting cartoons and pictures for you to look at. Blakk Frogg takes pride in his work and posts new material all the time on that site and others like Adult MySpace Comments and Sarcastic MySpace. Now get out there and BE somebody!

An Old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.

Love,

Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Dad,

Don’t dig up that garden. That’s where I buried the bodies.

Love,

Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son:

Dear Dad,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love you,

Vinnie

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

The infamous Blakk Frogg wants you to enjoy these Americas Best MySpace Comments. . . and then take out the trash.

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

Americas Best MySpace Comments

What’s that? You want MORE free myspace comment pictures? You guys drive Blakk Frogg insane with all your requests, but oh well. He’ll get over it.

Mr. Johnson and his secretary are on a train to Paris. They are just about to go to sleep when the secretary, who has the hots for her boss says in a seductive voice, I’m a little cold, could I borrow your blanket?

The man says how would you like to be Mrs. Johnson for awhile?

The secretary jumps at the chance and begins to get out of bed and join him.

Then he replies, good, then you can get your own damn blanket.

The funloving critter known as Blakk Frogg wants the party to continue. . . so he’s posting a few more of the Sarcastic MySpace Comments that you, the (stupid) people, have made popular. Have a nice day and don’t forget to flush!

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

Sarcastic MySpace Comments

This brings us to the conclusion of yet another broadcast day. For more fun and enjoyment, please feel free to go upstairs, get undressed, get comfortable, and go f#$k yourself.

A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad.

Mom : “Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play.”

Son : “But mom, there’s no one to play with.”

Mom : “I’ll play with you, what do you wanna play?”

Son : “Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed.”

The mom said ok and went upstairs. The son put on his dad’s fishing hat and lit up one of his dad’s cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the door.

Mom : “Now what do I do?”

Son : “Get your ass out of bed, you whore, and fix that kid some fucking ice cream.”

Sarcastic MySpace Comments