No Speaka’ Da’ English Too Good
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A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears o! ne of them say the following:
“Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”
“You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country . . we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives”
“Hey, coola down lady,” said the man.? “Who talkin’ abouta’ sex? I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda’ how to spell ‘Mississippi’.”
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Too bad one of the men didn’t have a Sarcastic MySpace Comment to ‘throw at the old bag, right?
