Failed Valentines Day Verses
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10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk…
but the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow…
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine’s card at the store…
In hopes that, later, you’d be my whore.
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7. This feels so good, it feels so right…
I just wish it wasn’t $250 a night.
6. You’re a woman of style, you’re a woman of class…
especially when I’m spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished.
But now I’m fulfilled… SO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!
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4. Through all the things that came to pass,
Our love has grown but so has your ass.
3. You’re a honey and you’re a cutie…
I just wished you had J-Lo’s “booty.”
2. I don’t wanna be sappy or silly or corny…
So, right to the point, let’s do it, I’m horny!
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1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister…
you should see the one I gave your sister.
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